11181 pts ยท September 29, 2013
hey-yooooo
I thought that guy's name was David Cop-a-feel........... I'll see myself out.
You dad looks like he can kick my dad's ass.
I got one of thems from the Krispy kreme corner at sainsburys. Kid ate it before I had a chance so I've no clue if it was any good.
I have no concept of what day it is pretty much ever, so... when the rapture comes someone make sure to give me a tap on the shoulder so I can wrap up what I'm doing, yeah? Put on my 5G reflector helmet and breathing apparatus and kiss my goldfish goodbye.
My husband and I both had sweaty eyes today because our 3 year old just started daycare and he was starting to cry because he doesn't want to go back tomorrow. He's the youngest in the "preschool" class and our baby getting upset got us upset. Unfortunately, we need to harden our hearts and get him used to the new change. It sucks though. Hopefully he can make friends quickly.
2 acceptable reasons to keep the TP like that: young kids or cats in the house
I dunno how to tell you this, dude. But most mistakes are generally surrounded and backed by choices. It isn't just "oops I dropped the salt shaker." It's can be a misjudgement, a poor decision, etc. Sometimes it's only later that we can understand our actions as mistakes and be accountable to our past selves.
Goddamn the public seems to be composed of a bunch of holier than thou fucking whiners. Nothing is ever good enough and mistakes must never occur. At least he's owning up to it. Jeeeeez.
I hope that's not a part of my upcoming motorcycle safety course cause I get dizzy fast.
I very much enjoyed my appendectomy. I felt worse than when I literally gave birth to a child. Shit sucked. Definitely doesn't compare to most other surgeries though so I'm gonna shush now.
No. I slept 3 hours then woke up because my husband decided he finally wanted the blanket and he was getting cold and so checked my phone cause I had a message and that message gave me momentary midnight homework and when I was done I was pissed and sad and had to wake up at 6 where I was going to be out all day taking an important test and being talked at for 10 hours. I was hoping to get some sleep between 2am and 6, but I did not. I did not get even a moment. Now I get to do my day like this.
This chart is giving me anxiety.
I unmuted cause I thought I was gonna hear, "suckin on my titties..."
He went from 4 fingers to 5 on each hand so there's that.
So far my dog's taste for bees has outweighed any issues I've had with my kids (so far). Which I do understand is weird. BUBBY STOP EATING THE SPICY FLIES YOU ARE ALLERGIC!
I did some stuff in Texas once. Wasn't construction but a guy in a big hat kept shouting "YOU WILL DRINK ONE HALF TO THREE QUARTER CANTEEN PER HOUR, NOT TO EXCEED TWELVE CANTEENS PER DAY". I'm sure that'll work for these guys, too. /s
I saw a Michael Jackson impersonator wrestle a little person by the stage name 25 cent in Vegas a few weeks ago. I still dunno wtf is going on
I'm up right now cause of my anxiety and stress. Help meeee.
Asking the real questions right here. 10 out of 10.
I was walking around target today and Rupaul was telling me to Sissy that Walk over the speakers.
I just got over tonsillitis and I, for one, feel stellar.
24 weeks? Oof. That's rough any way you have it.
Fast X, Fast X-2, Fast X3 (XXX). The final movie you find out he was Xander Cage the whole time.
Not even at ol' Fry's Electronics? RIP to my favorite store to walk around and waste time in.
Cool. Good thing I'm moving there for my job for the next couple years.
Are these the chem trails I've been hearing about?
I thought that guy's name was David Cop-a-feel...........
I'll see myself out.
You dad looks like he can kick my dad's ass.
I got one of thems from the Krispy kreme corner at sainsburys. Kid ate it before I had a chance so I've no clue if it was any good.
I have no concept of what day it is pretty much ever, so... when the rapture comes someone make sure to give me a tap on the shoulder so I can wrap up what I'm doing, yeah? Put on my 5G reflector helmet and breathing apparatus and kiss my goldfish goodbye.
My husband and I both had sweaty eyes today because our 3 year old just started daycare and he was starting to cry because he doesn't want to go back tomorrow. He's the youngest in the "preschool" class and our baby getting upset got us upset. Unfortunately, we need to harden our hearts and get him used to the new change. It sucks though. Hopefully he can make friends quickly.
2 acceptable reasons to keep the TP like that: young kids or cats in the house
I dunno how to tell you this, dude. But most mistakes are generally surrounded and backed by choices. It isn't just "oops I dropped the salt shaker." It's can be a misjudgement, a poor decision, etc. Sometimes it's only later that we can understand our actions as mistakes and be accountable to our past selves.
Goddamn the public seems to be composed of a bunch of holier than thou fucking whiners. Nothing is ever good enough and mistakes must never occur. At least he's owning up to it. Jeeeeez.
I hope that's not a part of my upcoming motorcycle safety course cause I get dizzy fast.
I very much enjoyed my appendectomy. I felt worse than when I literally gave birth to a child. Shit sucked. Definitely doesn't compare to most other surgeries though so I'm gonna shush now.
No. I slept 3 hours then woke up because my husband decided he finally wanted the blanket and he was getting cold and so checked my phone cause I had a message and that message gave me momentary midnight homework and when I was done I was pissed and sad and had to wake up at 6 where I was going to be out all day taking an important test and being talked at for 10 hours. I was hoping to get some sleep between 2am and 6, but I did not. I did not get even a moment. Now I get to do my day like this.
This chart is giving me anxiety.
I unmuted cause I thought I was gonna hear, "suckin on my titties..."
He went from 4 fingers to 5 on each hand so there's that.
So far my dog's taste for bees has outweighed any issues I've had with my kids (so far). Which I do understand is weird. BUBBY STOP EATING THE SPICY FLIES YOU ARE ALLERGIC!
I did some stuff in Texas once. Wasn't construction but a guy in a big hat kept shouting "YOU WILL DRINK ONE HALF TO THREE QUARTER CANTEEN PER HOUR, NOT TO EXCEED TWELVE CANTEENS PER DAY". I'm sure that'll work for these guys, too. /s
I saw a Michael Jackson impersonator wrestle a little person by the stage name 25 cent in Vegas a few weeks ago. I still dunno wtf is going on
I'm up right now cause of my anxiety and stress. Help meeee.
Asking the real questions right here. 10 out of 10.
I was walking around target today and Rupaul was telling me to Sissy that Walk over the speakers.
I just got over tonsillitis and I, for one, feel stellar.
24 weeks? Oof. That's rough any way you have it.
Fast X, Fast X-2, Fast X3 (XXX). The final movie you find out he was Xander Cage the whole time.
Not even at ol' Fry's Electronics? RIP to my favorite store to walk around and waste time in.
Cool. Good thing I'm moving there for my job for the next couple years.
Are these the chem trails I've been hearing about?