I never keep mine on the holder, and if someone comes to my place and puts it on the holder my first move is to take it off. If I am some other place and need to poop, I will always take the roll of the holder and then put it back afterwards. I just don't like the process of pulling on this revolving roll of paper, it feels all wrong. Thus I don't give a flying fuck which way people orient their toilet paper roll, as long as there is one it's all good.
...Because finding interesting ways to start conversations on Tinder is really hard if they don't have a lot of info on their profile. You pick something in the picture and talk about it.
i don't use the toilet roll holder on my bathroom wall. because i can't reach it when i sit on the toilet. so i use a moveable toilet roll container instead.
This is an amazing profile picture. The eyes, the weird mouth shape, the shower cap. There is so much to start a conversation already without going for the tired TP argument.
While it is on the wrong way at least it's on the holder. I'd rather have this, where I could just reach and turn it around while on the toilet, than have to try and reach under the sink for backups.
We have 5 cats. Not one of them has ever messed with the TP roll. We fostered a kitten. On day 2 of the foster, he unrolled both rolls on the bathroom floor. Our oldest cat came to find me & ratted him out!
Even if they have a cat, what kind of psycopath leaves the door to their bathroom open constantly? Keeping your doors shut saves money on heating/cooling. Also, you take a shit and then let the smell just *waft* throughout your home? What the actual fuck, cat owners.
I had had multiple cats before and they never shredded the toilet paper, but my recent ones...man. I came out into the hall one morning after a good night's sleep and they had knocked it down, rolled it out of the bathroom, and just shredded it until the whole floor looked like it was covered in snow. it was like that magical ice sculpting scene in Edward Scissorhands, only instead of twirling gaily to ethereal Danny Elfman music, I was like "WHAT THE FUCK, DUDES!? SERIOUSLY. WHAT. THE. FUCK!"
The correct way to hang your toilet paper on the roll is whichever fucking way you prefer, regardless of what anyone else thinks about it. It's your toilet paper, and you can do whatever the fuck you want with it.
Under is the wrong way to hang toilet paper - it increases the chance that food-poisoning bacteria will spread from the toilet to the rest of the workplace. The "under" method dramatically increases the proximity of people's faces to potential food-related pathogens from the bathroom. Over keeps food poisoning bugs out of reach. Hanging toilet paper the "over" way reduces the number of airborne microorganisms in a room by as much as 20 to 30 per cent, making your bathroom a healthier place.
That's grossly exaggerated. Having the roll hung under means your knuckles and/or fingers are more likely to touch the wall, which can spread germs. This is only an issue if you don't wash your hands when you're done, or if you never clean your bathroom. The toilet paper roll doesn't fling germs around your bathroom, and I have no idea where you got the whole thing about people's faces.
The right way to hang your toilet paper is whichever way you prefer. The right way for other people to hang their toilet paper is whichever way they prefer. This really isn't fucking complicated.
Your toilet paper goes whichever way you prefer. Other people's toilet paper goes whichever way they prefer. Why is this so fucking difficult for some people?
natik001
I never keep mine on the holder, and if someone comes to my place and puts it on the holder my first move is to take it off. If I am some other place and need to poop, I will always take the roll of the holder and then put it back afterwards. I just don't like the process of pulling on this revolving roll of paper, it feels all wrong. Thus I don't give a flying fuck which way people orient their toilet paper roll, as long as there is one it's all good.
blazeesq2000
It's fine if you have at least one cat.
FelonyRaptor
I'd really like to try Tinder just to find these kinda funny ladies but then again I'm not single or live in the USA.
MithridateEupator
...Because finding interesting ways to start conversations on Tinder is really hard if they don't have a lot of info on their profile. You pick something in the picture and talk about it.
TheVoidSinger
24 Men and counting have neither pets nor children in their home
Stumpkiller
Economical if you own one or more cats.
charondaboatman
25
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
pm1001
But it's mirrored, so it's actually correct
FrankJustice1
lurkilydurkiler
I’m just happy if anyone else manages to get a new roll on at all.
nintendolunchbox
It's correct if you own cats. The other way the cats will unroll it.
apathyboy
You are objectively correct for several reasons and I'd be happy to discuss them on our date
weave
People being upright about what direction the toilet paper is rolling is a huge red flag unless they have a cat
gatewater
People who say that it's wrong never had a cat.
Daealis
Clearly these men have never had a pet, or a small vermin live in their house - like a toddler, perhaps.
RealisticRollingRocks
She might have a cat
Mithrilchu
i don't use the toilet roll holder on my bathroom wall. because i can't reach it when i sit on the toilet. so i use a moveable toilet roll container instead.
Mithrilchu
major design flaw of my apartment
Somanyquestions
This is an amazing profile picture. The eyes, the weird mouth shape, the shower cap. There is so much to start a conversation already without going for the tired TP argument.
orangeyougladididntsaypoop
If i were single and had tinder, id do that too
RunsWithBullShit
While it is on the wrong way at least it's on the holder. I'd rather have this, where I could just reach and turn it around while on the toilet, than have to try and reach under the sink for backups.
oilyanaldischarge
Indeed.
IamtheAIyoushouldfear
So you're single? (ply)!
Baggsy13
You have a cat, don't you?!?
imgonnaralph
lgodiva
Or a toddler
oilyanaldischarge
Oh yeah! Squirrels and toddles for the win!
thisiscatman
THIS is why that is the correct reason for the correct orientation.
CorvidPrime
I had cats for 18 years and not ONCE did they attack the TP roll…
oilyanaldischarge
my cat's never did. However the squirrels we raised this summer though. We had to remove the TP roll, Ha!
thisiscatman
I know, I read the reports. Fine specimens of Felis Domesticus you had there, but really fell down on the TP roll front....
Sidewaysgts
I’ve had a lot of cats in my life, I’ve never had even one fuck with the toilet paper roll.
languex
We have 5 cats. Not one of them has ever messed with the TP roll. We fostered a kitten. On day 2 of the foster, he unrolled both rolls on the bathroom floor. Our oldest cat came to find me & ratted him out!
Jackrabbitry
Also had many cats. Have always kept the bathroom door closed. Never had a toilet paper issue.
Pheehelm
enochbolts
I'm disgusted. Who has an orange towel?
longtermlerker4eva
A woman should have the right to choose god damnit
Bigbadtacomuncher
We just looking for an icebreaker, calm your tits.
Yuktio
She's absolutely doing it the right way.
Sidewaysgts
banjak
It's a huge red flag.
mikeatike
That's a towel, and it's orange.
Mycologics
It's actually a regular sized orange towel
Jagernot
No, it's the little white roll under the towel.
tjm1226
It’s THE red flag
Phazoner
Yeah only PSYCOPATHS set the toilet paper that way
enderite
It’d be hard to wipe with a big red flag.
aushhb
I dunno, could be quite satisfying:
KittenInside
Only ever acceptable if she has a cat or multiple.
aushhb
Even if they have a cat, what kind of psycopath leaves the door to their bathroom open constantly? Keeping your doors shut saves money on heating/cooling. Also, you take a shit and then let the smell just *waft* throughout your home? What the actual fuck, cat owners.
Imalwaysready
I had had multiple cats before and they never shredded the toilet paper, but my recent ones...man. I came out into the hall one morning after a good night's sleep and they had knocked it down, rolled it out of the bathroom, and just shredded it until the whole floor looked like it was covered in snow. it was like that magical ice sculpting scene in Edward Scissorhands, only instead of twirling gaily to ethereal Danny Elfman music, I was like "WHAT THE FUCK, DUDES!? SERIOUSLY. WHAT. THE. FUCK!"
DrLOAC
Oh that stops the cats, does it @KittenInside?
sturmhauke
I had a cat that didn't figure out how to unspool the roll when it was hung backwards, but instead she just shredded the whole fucking thing in place.
KittenInside
It is supposed to, but some it only delays.
DrLOAC
He wasn’t even sorry.
terriblethunderlizards
I like the toilet paper better that way.
RoutemasterFlash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QPJoRWz8Sc&ab_channel=AndysTellywank
Wankbiscuit
CaldariBob
Agreed. Having it hang over the front looks sloppy & is the sign of a poor housekeeper.
DarkHollowDulcimers
But what about paper towels.
oilyanaldischarge
Same.
nbrown613
They don't fit on a toilet paper roll holder, so it's a non-issue
charondaboatman
Non-issue tissue.
foreverinchains
The correct way to hang your toilet paper on the roll is whichever fucking way you prefer, regardless of what anyone else thinks about it. It's your toilet paper, and you can do whatever the fuck you want with it.
DustingIsForFools
quietwalker
If you hang your toilet paper wrong, you may be the next Hitler.
vraxoin
zafner
Depends on the cat
JustSeinfeldQuotes
burn the witch!
ybiii
Check the schematics yo
RuijiRiku
Under is the wrong way to hang toilet paper - it increases the chance that food-poisoning bacteria will spread from the toilet to the rest of the workplace. The "under" method dramatically increases the proximity of people's faces to potential food-related pathogens from the bathroom. Over keeps food poisoning bugs out of reach. Hanging toilet paper the "over" way reduces the number of airborne microorganisms in a room by as much as 20 to 30 per cent, making your bathroom a healthier place.
foreverinchains
That's grossly exaggerated. Having the roll hung under means your knuckles and/or fingers are more likely to touch the wall, which can spread germs. This is only an issue if you don't wash your hands when you're done, or if you never clean your bathroom. The toilet paper roll doesn't fling germs around your bathroom, and I have no idea where you got the whole thing about people's faces.
blainetog
I don't want to have opinions on the way toilet paper is supposed to be hanged. It's too many opinions.
RoutemasterFlash
TP must have done something really bad to end up being hanged.
UWantSumFuk
I don't think I've ever even noticed which way the roll is hanged, and I don't understand why the internet has such strong opinions on it
foreverinchains
The only opinion about how you should hang the toilet paper in your house that matters is yours.
HenryLongfellowIII
Just put the roll on the top of the toilet tank, no need to hang it at all.
zHurk777
Toilet paper has less chance of contacting a bacteria infested wall when installed the other way.
foreverinchains
Dude, clean your fucking bathroom once in a while. Ew.
Trollingstoned
Bruh. If your wall is "bacteria infested", then your TP hanging habits don't matter.
VulcanP90
dude is shitting on the wall and thinking it's ok because he hangs his tp a certain way. wild.
RoutemasterFlash
Nope. There's a right way and a wrong way.
foreverinchains
You do you, and shut the fuck up about how other people do it.
REdesigns
You should have used one of your former posts, with the title "stop" here.
CommunistWookie1
I refer you to his previous comment.
RoutemasterFlash
I refer you to my previous comment.
foreverinchains
The right way to hang your toilet paper is whichever way you prefer. The right way for other people to hang their toilet paper is whichever way they prefer. This really isn't fucking complicated.
RoutemasterFlash
Nope. You're wrong.
CommunistWookie1
foreverinchains
Your toilet paper goes whichever way you prefer. Other people's toilet paper goes whichever way they prefer. Why is this so fucking difficult for some people?