vanst

5971 pts · June 7, 2011


The internet is for serious business only, people. :|

I mean, yes, but do you think it's going to ever be reported that way?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Cops assimilated the term.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What points did you make? Please, show the class.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Well that's not much of a fuckin' union, now is it.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Look at how much money you lose when we don't work for you. We can do this all day."

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

literally go read any reporting on the subject

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

"If you don't work, we're going to the roof."

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah well Putin can eat an entire bowl of dicks with a grapefruit spoon, and I hope he chokes on 'em.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"He's 91, can't be too far off" don't say things like that! henry kissinger's 99!

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

But only if the furniture passes muster.

4 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Why you gotta automatically assume it's horny just because it's a lesbian relationship?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Downvoted for two reasons: One, did you have to say it like that? Two, you needed a very nice number. Chaotic Neutral Commenter, away!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Unfortunate problem: Dolphins are rapey assholes and many attempted rape-drownings have been documented.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Like a good neighbor, STAY OVER THERE."

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It'll probably work, but only if it takes off.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Considering that the dude in charge of China got so buttmad about comparisons to Winnie the Pooh, he banned Winnie the Pooh from China...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is imgur a corporation? If yes, then they are not your friend. Logic!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oof.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I may not need to upvote, but I feel like I should anyway.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Take your upvote and go, you monster. <3

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Screws are encased in bone, other hardware's rounded over. If I gotta worry about injuries from my hardware, I'm probably fucked anyway. :p

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not a donation if it's mandatory.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

¿Porque no los dos?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck, condolences. Next bowl's in your honor, then. o7

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, it is. I'm housesitting for a couple of friends and they had to go through the TSA later today.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would you prefer bro-speak instead? ;)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude? It's a piece of cardboard I bought over a decade ago.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude, it'd been gathering dust in the closet alongside its 32 brothers. This is a place of honor.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God, don't I wish. Looks like it'd be more fun.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You. I like you.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0