First solo bowl out of my first pipe

Feb 3, 2017 6:57 PM

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Welcome to the great state of California, where medical patients like myself can legally purchase such fine herbs as this Jedi Kush from licensed dispensaries. Today's the day I become a proper ent.

My pipe is a Grav Labs 5" sherlock, purchased from 420Science.com alongside the rest of my kit. I was hella impressed by their selection, and I only wish I could've picked up one of the bigger pieces they have on offer.

The rest of my kit, out of frame:
* Cali Crusher OG Hardtop grinder, 2" 4-chamber
* Pokit Rokitz large stash tube - this thing's big enough to keep your un-ground nugs in, dudes.
* Dime Bags 7" travel pouch
* 420 Science small pop-top jar

Marijuana purchased from Mercy Wellness medical dispensary in Cotati, CA. If you're near there, give 'em a try. They've got a pretty impressive selection for such a small place.

Upon opening the tin this fine indica specimen was nitrogen-sealed in, the first association with the smell to come to mind was that of a pine forest after a light spring rain - oddly appropriate, given the preponderance of pine in the hills where this plant's ancestors may have once grown. After a proper grinding the pine smell intensified, gaining hints of lemon and what I want to say was either lavender or possibly rose. The end result was quite strong, in fact, but not unpleasant. Diluted, I think it could make an excellent perfume or aftershave.

The smoke was a light haze - perhaps my inexperience and hesitance to apply flame are the cause - and warm against the back of my throat without burning. The aftertaste reminds me of toasted nuts and warm pine boards, with a hint of whiskey-esque warmth to it.

I have no in-progress shots, as I'd skipped my morning vape hit in order to fully appreciate Jedi Kush, and was rather eager to manage my pain. I couldn't manage to keep a cherry going, but I strongly suspect this was a case of inexperience - I'd shredded only the smallest bud out of the 1/8th, and barely packed the bowl down at all.

This strain is named VERY well: The best way I can describe this high is "This must be what Jedi feel like all the time." I feel light and sure on my feet, all of my aches and pains have faded to a dull warmth, and I'm *so* very sure of myself and my actions.

That last bit's why I'm not going anywhere for a while, however. Cheers, and may the Force be with you.

Wow i knew i was using my magic cards wrong.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

look at that waste of money,

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where do you live? I am not a member of law enforcement.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Get abong, ive had toros sovs mobious Dont waste ur money. Just buy a straight shot illadelph or amg or heavy hitter. If ur smoking flower.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

-1 for bending the magic card.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude? It's a piece of cardboard I bought over a decade ago.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its not solo by choice.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, it is. I'm housesitting for a couple of friends and they had to go through the TSA later today.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How dare you mistreat that 2nd edition mtg card!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude, it'd been gathering dust in the closet alongside its 32 brothers. This is a place of honor.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus Christ and I thought wine enthusiasts were annoying

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

omg stop enjoying things you are annoying this guy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You get me, lollercycle. You get me. That's why I love you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would you prefer bro-speak instead? ;)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you satisfied the "bro-speak" quota with the first "hella."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm just jelly i live in a state where I can't legally smoke =)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck, condolences. Next bowl's in your honor, then. o7

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are a goddam saint.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0