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40265 pts · December 1, 2013


I should probably be sleeping now, but I'm likely telling myself, "I'll just read one more post"... the biggest lie ever. I can't even go to the bathroom in under 10 minutes any longer if I have my phone on me. Thank you Imgur. You've helped me become the tired, long pooper I was born to be. In seriousness, I really do thank Imgur and the community. Yeah, I've probably spent a ton on bandwidth since joining, but I've been happy, angry, motivated, joyful, moved to tears, sometimes even scared, and most always entertained. I've also become a dog lover. Your dogs are the best people. Some of your cats still strike me as shady bastards though. Cheers, and be well!

Potato quality for St. Paddy’s Day. Appropriate!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Five fourths of people have a hard time understanding fractions.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wrinkly sea elephant!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seen white dudes with fiery torches before. No thanks! I’m outta here!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Head to 5:33

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not sure I’m supposed to link YouTube videos, but if you search for “off grind winch: making a flip flop winch”, there’s a step by step vid.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m seeing album covers here. Awesome, cool job!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fast, but as someone who just spent a lot of time making a brown and burgundy house all white, this colour choice makes me a little sad.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wood-n’t have come up with this idea on my own.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

On PC, right click & then inspect element... find and delete the paywall.

5 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 1

Too big to flush apparently = get the poop knife!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...she’s okay. “Yes, I just needed a poop knife.” OMGWTF. Didn’t know that was a thing. Seemed crazy then. Still does. /locks up knives

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Dementia Grandma lives with us. Walk into kitchen. See my good chopping knife in her hand, Jason style. I have a concern. I ask her if...

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

The Donut Lord strikes again!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She is maximum bananas, and all heart.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If I was a tube of 20’ feet of throat and intestines, I probably wouldn’t want to eat a razor clawed monkey either.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is utter madness. When stockholder shares are more important than the health of a nation... that’s criminal (or at least it should be).

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So much for “open concept”. Do you even HGTV?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are different levels of blind. Most blind people have some form of limited vision. The glasses are there to help with that.

7 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 1

So, I found your post 1+ years later. “‘Things my girlfriend would love’ for $500, Alex” Thank you! I didn’t know this existed.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Girl so ugly, she even make onions cry.

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Evil: A Story About Razor Blades & Syringes

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Many steps. Many opportunities to excel or screw up. Love all the specialized tools. Working smarter!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m proud for you, your successes, and honesty. You’re doing great! Here’s to feeling better, shopping at regular stores, & living longer!

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I’ve got loose skin. So does the love of my life. I see her naked a lot. I rarely notice it. I notice I love her, and that we’re healthier.

8 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 0

Add some sour cream, and let me stuff myself as butter drips onto my beard!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is beautiful! Thank you for the follow up. What a great piece.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's interesting because it still works with an unexpected shape. It's poor design because the cogs are weaker than uniform cogs.

8 years ago | Likes 405 Dislikes 1