upsetsanity

10470 pts ยท February 2, 2014


6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or a kick-ass slip n slide.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends on the season. Kangaroos aren't exactly well suited to a Finnish winter.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A documentary about a bratwurst festival.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mine would get up to a full sprint and barf over its shoulder while running. Leaving a streak of barf along the wall

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's time I can't get back...

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Innocent? She committed mass murder.

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Firefighters in the US are often EMS and HazMat as well.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

They are also usually ems.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Equal parts joy and love and fear.

7 years ago | Likes 421 Dislikes 4

Let's hope it never does.

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

A miracle animal. With the cleanliness of a dog, and the loyalty of a cat.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

But what about a pointed stick?

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

No no, you lock your knees and arms and use your lower back to wrench and twist.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

That 10% is really important though.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They use it to scuff the surface of concrete to add grip.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 27

Both, really. The ability to fight competently in a full suit of plate armor while on horseback takes skill.

7 years ago | Likes 121 Dislikes 0

I believe the term is autofellatio.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I do this with my cat over the back of a chair until he tries to slap my glasses off.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So just an normal conversation in Wisconsin then?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It often helps to add a couple extra layers of seasoning, to build up a better not stick surface.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's what I'm doing now! Cosmo says hi.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But it has a shitty out-of-date tablet permanently installed in the door! That has to be worth thousands of dollars extra.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If you stop to grab "important stuff" in a serious fire then you may die for the sake of your material possessions. Just get out.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, they made an exception for classic art, but a contemporary photo with a woman in the exact same pose? That's indecent.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

*engineers*

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You say that, but then it breaks down before it gets too the end of the driveway.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I like that the comments are full of people who seem surprised/offended that the man who played Ace Ventura is a bit crazy.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0