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This carving could have gone unnoticed high up in these rafters for centuries. Then in recent years they built a mezzanine cafe and added spotlights.
Look at them. Look at them!!
SickGirl01
Someone should make a dump of stuff like this! I love it!
tonybrio3000
TSEMZU
That's lil Timmy frozen in carbonite
thatwoodguy
Lick ma sack
Apeofdeath
Just shove your balls in my face, saying "Look at them. Look at them!!"
chocolatedashtea
maincarrot
yee haa!
neatoburritobandito
totoro432
Lil fuzzballs on a much larger fuzzball
Janusha
epic
hotdiewheels4
W ell ok.
GlobalIntrovertsClub
More like all taints church
insatiableanappetite
Pining4TheFjords
I'm guessing they carved it so they could be like "this is what eternal damnation looks like!"
codenametrixie
Doesn't matter; had sex.
DarkSock
Please don’t bring up the Saints right now…
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thatwoodguy
Is this the lates equivalent of "thegif.gif"
VonSnootingham
Ah, yes, here we see a classic staple of cathedral archetecture. The flying buttress.
Tubularballs
Shit, I had to come back and upvote this comment.
VonSnootingham
Just kidding, I think it's actually a clamped buttress. Which is funnier, but no one's heard of it.
buggeredifiknow
How do they rise up, rise up rise up, How do the angels rise up high?
footInMouthAndHeadUpAssSoWhatYouTalkinBout
Jesus loves me yes I know! For the Bible tells me so! - guy probably
emericanico11
Look at those meaty clackers
ithinkitisbeautifulthatyouare256colors
Where is this at?
codenametrixie
All Saints Church, High Street Hereford, Herefordshire.
manslut
Never gave a country, but considering Herefordshire I'm going with England.
handydandyjandy
mrfloris
unnoticed? right right
MBdub210
Ummm, that’s not OUR All Saints. Which church are you posting here, @OP ?
codenametrixie
Just the info I got. Sorry if i was mislead.
MBdub210
No worry. I am just saying that there are probably lots of churches with that name, so it would be interesting to know which one it is.
waitwhat1234
thisiskissel
zeacorzeppelin10
Weird
Refunjo
Kuppi tulli.
AtsaMattaForYou
betterthanbustinanut
I think that's the hardest I've ever laughed on imgur. Thank you. And many thanks Konrad
Erren
Haven’t exhaled through my nose this violently in a while, thanks a lot.
TheMeatClownCometh
Some mason didnt like Konrad very much.
diehardlance
There had to be a story behind that
deathy11
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konrad_von_Hochstaden - Some "dispute" between crown, church about power and reign, which probably led to this
toastedspikes
Konrad just HAD to go and fuck the Stonemason's wife didn't he?
Almoqann
Köln old Rathaus tower. A "subtle" jab set Konrad Von Hochstaden, former archbishop of the city.
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
Classic Konrad
Noblert
Oh Konrad
papinpc
Classic konrad
BlueMaggot
-Konrad
MegaDeuce
Proof that it's possible.
HypoMix
This is why you pay the mansions Konrad
Midgarmerc
masons*
HypoMix
that
ILoveSpicyPeople
I’ve done that
DrBreadbin
We've all tried it, only a select few succeed
ILoveSpicyPeople
Hahahaha I meant I’ve done it to someone else.
manslut
Send pix
ILoveSpicyPeople
I’ve done it to some one else.
manslut
Boooo
PlatonicSex
The fuq is Konrad doing?
Intr0naut
Kon-rod
AnythingMuchShorter
Himself
Merpower
Making history
jasonFamKing
These comments.... I'm dying here!! Good stuff!!
upsetsanity
I believe the term is autofellatio.
IMainReinhardt
Succeeding where Luke fails
IAmTheBadW01f
jojoyojimbi
his best
IAmTheBadW01f
Livin' the dream
ArtOzz
Go read Dan Brown's opus and then go look at churches.
HandsomeJack19
My hair is thinner than the research Dan Brown puts into his books.
HisBabes
I’ll admit I spent a great deal of time looking up the artworks mentioned in his books. Very enjoyable.
fiskr
You mean Umberto Eco, right? No one would seriously suggest reading Dan Brown, right?
LeighReynolds
otempura
I read a a dan brown book in early high school, wasn’t too bad but I was young. Was there something wrong with his books?
keenidiot
People take them seriously.
Silencer2079
Then maybe the people are the problem, not the books?
fiskr
Nah, Dan Brown is shit
fiskr
Yes, they are terrible. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/books/authors/dont-make-fun-of-renowned-dan-brown/
TheOneWhoCalls
Please tell us more
ArtOzz
You want me to explain the secret and revealed mysteries of Catholicism on IMGUR in 140 characters or less?
chrishallett83
Why not? It's very easy - touch kids, buy land, control governments.
Rosfmmmhzdrozzley
I mean you could 3 part this bitch and have 420 characters. Plenty, right? Also 420 blaze it ayy Lmao 6969
Lolzorski
140 characters?? Aint nobody got time for that!
michPCheeseJumper
Please
mrmattTmcmattman
yes.
Totallyscrewedinaustin
There's hidden stuff on everything!
truemdgeist1337
Cuz living back then was fucking boring.
SaltyMaintainer
.
MidnightLouie12515
NZSheeps
Pretend you're Donald Trump tweeting
Bandana7Jack
I'm starting the 140 character challenge and you are the first contestant. Show me what you got.
kadaeux
The church was always perverted. You can see more dongs on a church than catfishing on Tinder.