unevolved

923 pts ยท August 12, 2015


Some dipshit with a face tat tried to start shit with me outside the courthouse because I looked too long trying to decipher what it said.

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Yes

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Carry them in a diaper or maybe in a Ziploc tucked in your pants to really get a reaction

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Feed 'em to the Lions, Errol

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Bitches love a good scratch.

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el dotto

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I have ordered soda to not receive it and wait another gd 30min to get it. Or, get handed some other soda and then lie about they ran out.

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The time resets every time "no homo" is said.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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"never record me eating." Proposes to her to her while she eats just to prove her wrong, probably.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Being pushed off a track floating in the sky during a race in GTA online. It would be a long way down.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I miss my cat

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Lifeman

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Heard it called a j-trap a few times in Texas.

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Getsuga...

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Zultan!

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Hello

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I have heard one that it is like a bowl that is really hard to get up the edge of and it forces you back toward the center.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Read title

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I was hoping this would end with flipping off to add to my collection of fuck-off gifs.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I worked at and seen so many places that have their smoking areas next to those propane exchangers. Ppl keep telling me it's okay... F that!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It seems like the otters are trying to drown them, not gift them.

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Saltwater catfish stings hurt more. And to me, baby catfish stings hurt more but that could I get stung more by them

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I am shocked it is getting two more seasons. I think it should end with this season.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am watching a movie that is playing that jump jump jump around song and it lines up perfectly with this gif

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dyslexic self read that as dog fart vivarium build

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I wonder if he holds on to the golf cart. And how often the driver forgets someone is holding on for their life as they take the shortcuts.

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Bumpin Wet Cherries, sounds like a porno

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