underhook

16653 pts ยท August 26, 2011


Don't read this. Don't talk to me.

Are we meeting up in this thread? I really don't want to.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Son once removed*

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Four choresman!

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

They were slavers.

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I've been meaning to for so long. I used to go to cadets with Nick back when we were kids.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is even worse than the gross thing I actually wanted to see.

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

"That Frank Sinatra is no good. You'll never hear of him in a couple years." - my great-grandfather.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every kids bjj instructor needs a exercise ball to deal out "secret justice"

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Brazilian Jiu Jitsu is good self-defense that doesn't use striking. Really good in a classroom situation where both parties can be punished.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BJJ black belt!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Should have to slice a tomato paper thin like on those commercials.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck! Ass!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I speed up for all of them.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I slow down for the potholes that I don't want to be killed by.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Look at all that excercise she got though!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i don't know, maybe run?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it raised up the ground right under that one guy's feet and he just kept walking.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

How do you pronounce her first name?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should I clarify that I don't own a gun? I don't own a gun.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

because you'll probably be choked unconscious in a few seconds?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was fuckin dank.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Amen to this. Especially the new guys.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Flamethrower downgraded to flamesquirter.

8 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 1

Rule 34 of a sentient flamethrower using "cryptocurrency" as a safe word please.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

you plug in the GUN and then WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO NOW?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, like restaurants with good food, and bank employees.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So many emotions

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0