ubertome

79 pts ยท September 20, 2013


Maybe his penis really is that small.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

a.k.a. "We're too cheap to hire an experienced candidate, so we'd rather pay entry-level for a mid-level/senior job."

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

oh the huge manatee!

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

There is, it's called an interview.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It not just American management, but any company with a big-corporate style political bullshit they call management.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

oh. you bitch.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would you want to be left to die from a possibly painful death simply because someone else says you're too old?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that a Volvo? What kind of drug lord drives a Volvo?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sure it was random.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you leave it running long enough, it forgets all about time and space

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless you're paying rent, it's their house and their rules.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but then you >:( on the outside?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Google "Nanking Massacre" or "Rape of Nanking", and then tell me what's more horrid.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

I've lived in Canada for nearly 20 years and I've never seen milk in a fucking bag.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

addicted to the shindig

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

wow not only is she an idiot, she's fine with throwing her friends under the bus.

12 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

well hips don't lie do they?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe you should stop seeking validation from reddit for a post that doesn't provide any substance other than "it's my cake day karma plz?"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but apparently nearly 2000 users are okay with that

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what the fux. I just hit the 'generate' button and this happened.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Prepare your anus.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck yes.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

meow caught me slippin

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's ok, they'll still worship you

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Comstock everywhere

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't tell me how to peel!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0