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How Taylor Swift walks
How Demi Lovato walks
How Beyonce walks
How I walk
Apr 6, 2014 10:49 AM
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LurkMasterP
Dial it back, Beyonce.
mrcrisize
Plot Twist: Walking on Sunshine
laestrella
Nice post, made me laugh.
Wibey
Fucking 2 second tumblr gifs.
smaug777000
no, maybe, yes, no
CerebrawlHemmorage
Really, I'm going to be first with this reference? Ok:
CommanderWilliamTRiker
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk
battletoads
Xeynid
Wasn't demi lovato white in Camp Rock?
melodywinslotto24
Most us hispanics were labeled white in USA Census records of the past.
ILoveKpopAndFood
This made me laugh so hard. Thank you. I needed that
wafflesmgee
I have 'Clumsy Child Syndrome'. I always walk like I'm slightly drunk.
GodHatesWritersBlock
Dyspraxics represent.
Bentley13
This is definitely Taylor's best walk -
M129k
Sorry Bentley, but I prefer this one http://i.minus.com/ibbiJIo0KRqqhL.gif
CondescendingCunt
How I... wait, I'm in a wheel chair. :(
captain5
Nigga you be doing drive bys
firstmiddlelast
How you roll. Do you give rides?
itsmeiwastheturkeyallalong
#likeaboss
StrideWideMan
I don't know why, but I read this three times before realising it wasn't #ikeaboss. Couldn't put it together, I guess.
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
It's funny how the creator of Twitter didn't want to use hashtags cuz he thought they were to nerdy....and then someone told him to add it
CarrotSharpener
I love the fact in a gif displaying a walk, Demi Lovato barely completes a single step.
1Rogue
How Danny Devito walks
IDontKnowHowToHuman
Relevant:
Acar275
Well tinky winky usually was the leader of the group, so you got that going for you. :)
CaptainAmerica24
demi lovato's clip doesn't even show a full step...
shadowsgraphics
go Taylorrr
DesolationRow
Demi went from 18 to 34 in 3 years
ortz
She just wears too much makeup
fundipsundrip
she looks so pretty in that pic!
buttalips
Yeah, she aged A LOT. But I prefer her over all the other Disney retards.
girlonimgur
Maybe that's because of all of the drugs?
Thistles
When I was in HS I overheard 2 teen boys talking about me. 1st: you think she's hot? 2nd: yeah I'd do her but she walks like a man.
IDontKnowHowToHuman
Here, have a musical tribute :D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpl_jPxSuFg
Thistles
Ya damn right.
Tanishh
Doesn't matter, would have sex.
Thistles
Pretty much embodies the mindset of teen boys in a mall.
FreakGasolineFightIncident
You can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man.
Pizzzzzza
no time to talk
Biostar01
Get to the choppaahhh!
KnockKnockWhosThereJehovahsWitness
Music loud and women warm I've been kicked around since I was born.
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SantasAnagram
We can try to understand, The New York Times' effect on man.
IDontKnowHowToHuman
Whether you're a brother, a wife, or a mother, you're stayin' alive! Stayin' alive!
ilikegermanbeer
One of my best friends never thought I'd be able reach front page. So lets all say Hi Merde!
HolyFrijole
OP what do you use to make .gifs
MrCantEven
HAH. Go eat a dick Merde! Unless you're into that... then.. don't I guess. I'm not good at this.
WalrusEternal
sup from murica, shit.
FeetLikeFrodo
In your face Merde
Rhase
Hiiiiiii Merde~
Samhlaiocht
Hi Merde!
Krigu
hi you lil shit :)
yesterdayIWokeUpSuckingALemon
Your friend's name is the French word for "shit" ?
thisheretexasdude
First thing that came to me was "mierda" - Spanish for "shit"
Solisav
Exactly what I was thinking
ilikegermanbeer
well its merle, put since she is a little piece of "merde" we call her that! :D
roryjs
I think calling her Merle is worse.
guenter
danke!
MyNudesAreInMyProfileDescription
When I try to look sexy
querub
i really was rooting for her to make it to the end
toopure
Stop trying. Sexy is defined by a lack of self consciousness.
Higurashi
Yep. I don't find any of the above walks sexy. Just trying too hard. People are sexy without trying.
arumunus
That guy was awesome for getting up and helping though.
SuperSwiggitySwag
Me when I suddenly become hyper aware of how I'm walking.
TheFirehawk
My ankles just cringed.
loca1h0st
Sexy .... Just don't walk near me
AliasPeterJones
Funny all the hands reaching out from people sitting down as if they could really help, lol
surroundedbystupid
It's like watching bambi learn how to walk... *cocks rifle*
bjexter
still pretty sexy tho
PeteVenkmann
So. Many. Ripped. Tendons.
dontyourushme
I feel evil for laughing
bobbi21
Yeah, you're sexy enough. Don't really have to try..
bpbpbpbp
Worth it for sexay.
witsd
Like a newly born giraffe.
casseroll
marry me
NinjaGoaty
I love you.
ItzYizuz
*Welcome to the Imgur world girl!*
whutserface
"Shouldn't we be practicing the show with the shoes ON?" "No, of course not. What could possibly go wrong?"
whutserface
Also, the lady who starts to clap but stops immediately bc ouch.
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
http://media.giphy.com/media/QlDeYsmoa5wLC/giphy.gif
TanstaaflTovarisch
I can't dance. I can't sing. The only thing about me is the way that I walk.
maphistopfeelies
+1 for Genesis and +1 for your username, also. igetthatreference.gif
BlueScience
+1 for Genesis
god007
+1 for Genesis, although you mixed up the lyrics a little.
TanstaaflTovarisch
Been a while since I heard it, lol.
IDontKnowHowToHuman
Hint: the lines rhyme.
CommanderWilliamTRiker
Is there an old man trying to take your blues?
DeathDoctorTrafalgarLaw
And I'm just standing here selling everything.
CaptainWonderpants
The younguns won't get it but this is gold.
gonzar09
guess i'm not part of the younguns anymore...
Mataleo
As a youngling, gotta love me some Genesis!
StrideWideMan
Bah, younguns. Sway off my lawn!
humpbackwhale
As a youngun, I totally get it!
IDontKnowHowToHuman
They can't see that we're living in a land of confusion.
TellusEidolon
I'm an old one and i don't get it. Curse my terrible memory. :(
Nightley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNJVFloPIVA
TellusEidolon
Thank you!
tomlinsfro
Somewhere at my boyhood home there is a video of me singing this… into a screwdriver… on a spring rocking horse.
billard4235
spoiler alert: they don't walk like that off camera.
YourOldComments
because there's no such thing as the internet or library, etc. etc. where they can take it upon themselves to learn, right?
ihatemystupidface
what the fuck are you talking about?
YourOldComments
complicated? compared to what? microwaving a hotpocket?
VLCisacone
When I was younger I used to think celebrities didn't poop or shower. So. I cannot hearrrrrr youuuuuu!
Jalopenis
Yes they do! Dont ruin this for me! *Faps furiously.
Rhase
Not the sassy sashay, but for some unknown reason I grew up walking one foot in front of the other. ._.; my natural gait.
tinatitina
Tinky Winky does
tobascodagama
They don't? Dude, I'm pretty sure there's no other way TO walk, if you're a Teletubby.
ikmbaa
I DUNNO, THAT TAYLOR SWIFT WALKS LOOKS LIKE ITS NOT A LOT OF EFFORT
IDontKnowHowToHuman
It's like a casual stroll. "La la la, walkin' to the store, la la la, gonna buy some groceries..."
TheNamesTalcJamesTalcSpecialAntiCakedayAgent
But how to we know? They might be robots and not exist off camera.
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ImJustHereSoIDontGetFined
Well, aren't you friendly.
sensualbanana
What..what was it..? The suspense is killing me.
coelacanths
Holograms?
bosoxdanc
but how can they be holograms if people aren't real?
ATSword
Hatsune Miku? Giirl she always walk fine.
nzreefie
Beyonce walks like she's about to displace a hip.
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ibextrainer
I would displace her hip without a second thought!
YourOldComments
It's is so blind people can tell them apart.
Imonlydoingthisforthefoodporn
Maybe she already did and she's trying to pop it back into place ^^
supermodeloftheworld
HauntinglyBeautifulStatements
My hip...
PolskaKielbasa
It actually looks really painful. i imagine they had to edit out all the 'clicks' and 'snaps' when she stepped into it too deep...
spict
She also tries to snap her neck
outfoxedmulder
She's lookin so crazy right now..
plushyoplush
uh ow uh ow uh ow uh ow, i wanna,
MarcusPlautusMolesworthus
Hip dysplasia is a serious issue and lacks the public awareness it deserves.. Spread the word. Save hips, save truth.
BDSMBlooddoll
It's actually just over-dramatized for a video
BluHaze
Captain Obvious saves the day again!
DavidbBaker
And it is Glorious!
timmystacos
I love it..
timmystacos
I love it..
KentBreeze
*displace a D...
TechnoVibe
I'd like to displace something in that, that's for sure.
pinkytoe
she can displace my hip, nam sayin?
melodywinslotto24
I miss my hip displacer!
whutserface
http://imgur.com/khM8KSq
pseudanor
She can put her hip on dis place. Knome sayin
Pharya
All of them walk like they already have
BorderlineBoozehound
Yeah, I was thinking "the caption had 'no' a little too soo... oh."
obviouslythisisntmyrealnamewhatwereyouthinking
So much confidence though. Imagine how different my life could be if I walked like that everywhere
kereth
YEAH she does... mmmmm
gammafighter
dat jiggle doe
HarryTheCaveman
And I am completely ok with that.
CorporateFatCat
Demi looks worse as she gets older. She's seen better days at Disney.
allofmywat
Its because she walks wit a vengeance.
ubertome
well hips don't lie do they?
EverybodyDoTheMastodon
I always thought she was fiercely trying to work out a wedgie.
thesquirrelapocalypseiscoming
Thats what I do when I try to work one out. Or just go old school and dig for the gold
WaffleDestroyer
CenturianImgurian
Ah, a gif that everyone should have in their reaction arsenal.
mailau
You've never had big hips. It's hard to resist the urge to flail them about at times.
Flyndaran
I have unusually wide hips for a guy, but walking like that is a gross unhealthy exaggeration of a slight sway.
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Flyndaran
Far too stressful on the joints and that heel slam makes it worse.
mailau
It's a music video you moron.
Flyndaran
The models' walks were just as bad. I wasn't talking about Beyoncé's wacky struts.
goodcop
Are you really Tinky Winky?
dontyourushme
How sexy!
PvtJoke
FUN STORY: someone I work with got hit on by the person who plays Po.
DidItForScience
And how much do they actually look and sound like Po?
PvtJoke
Well at the time she was a forty year old Chinese woman (she stopped being Chinese now), so not very
witsd
Noo, noo.
PaulIndrome
"... you buy. I no can clean."
captain5
I'm Po.
supinebovine
Well, GET A JOB! huehuehue
sesamharold
Common knowledge: Tinky Winky doesn't like German beer.
Ullur
He's more of a wine-coolers lady.
sesamharold
Actually, I don't even know if Tinky Winky is a "he". Maybe she is a "she" or it is an "it". Anyone who can help us out here, please?
IWRITEEVERYTHINGINCAPS
MORE LIKE SPRINKLY TINKY
IJoinedImgurSpecificallytoMakeThisComment
Be honest, did you have to look up which Teletubby what which, or did you really know that was Tinky Winky off the top of your head.
sesamharold
*?
LoopStricken
Dipsy's the pimp.
PavelDatsyuk
I knew because Riley Sheahan of the Red Wings got a DUI in a Tinky Winky costume. Nickname is "drinky winky".
mslangerhanspresents
Everyone knows Tinky Winky is the purple one with the upside-down purple triangle that carries a red purse.
IDontKnowHowToHuman
"Tinky Winky bag!"
Flyndaran
Only because of the political homophobes making it gay. It's a horrid abomination of horror. It doesn't have a sexuality or sex.
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
and also every one knows that dipsy is the red one
AlwaysFd
user name, i lawled.
arextaco
Uh, Po is the red one, the green one is dipsy
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
well... i really dont have any idea what the hell i am talking about
fearfulbeauty
but Dipsy's not the red one, Po is.
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
well... i really dont have any idea what the hell i am talking about