twillard

9070 pts ยท November 1, 2011


Saw black person at the store eating unattended children. Can confirm costume is indeed a black person.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mother had that stove. It was a bitch to clean.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus, that makes my blood run cold when I remember how we treated the ammunition at Log Base Echo in 90/91.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's just so cathartic to watch.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude asks to stay in your back yard for two weeks. Has nicer house than you in 4 days.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you slap it on your sister's forehead, you can transfer the cartoon to her face.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember, walking is for poor Communist suckers, now get on your kill-blade mounted pogostick.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I AIN'T NO BITCH!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now look up deaths by bad ammunition, vehicle crash, weather, training. Looks up crippled. More than combat deaths count.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gee, I wonder why? (looks at the fact his surgery was pushed back again for the 12 time in 3 years)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can just see the aliens: "These dudes are tough. Mean, fast, aggressive, adaptable. At last, a true challenge."

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Entropy.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Always, in the first few pictures, the dog is pressed against the human going "LOVE ME, PLEASE!" and it breaks my heart.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Welcome to being an American my friend. Enjoy the freedoms and everything else that America enjoys.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It rained for 20 minutes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not crying. Eyes leaking. Common defect in adult males.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got 3 snapped tendons. Needed surgery. VA delayed. Now: Tendons are atrophied, surgery won't help. THANKS VA!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Found the anti-vaxxer

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

AttentionWhore.GIF

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every time they say that, light a cigarette and stare at them.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

You can always tell a cop car because it's new and out during work hours.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First 72 hours are the worst. You can make it, man.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You can make it. First 72 hours are the worst. I was there, bud. Do it to get your life back.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh fuck, I watched two of the videos.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MARE!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that was getting 24/7 coverage. Sam Hyde on a rampage again. When will that madman be stopped?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cities Skylines has a disaster DLC. I just had my city totalled by a twister, said fuck it, and came here to browse.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine told the truth: In eight days you will regret ever being born. That will last the rest of your time as military property. Sign here.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0