turtleitarian

428 pts ยท October 17, 2014


This is your public profile. Write something about yourself! No.

Been there. Months later everyone complains about lack of communication and wants more meetings. Suddenly, too many meetings.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

By the end of work I just want to crawl into bed and die. Every. Damn. Day.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Amen. No comparison there.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Oh now I'm crying

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's exactly how it works...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yon can't park for shit.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I haven't cried like that in a while. Ahhhh.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Does that mean he died the following season?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So this is how you clean your duck

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh man, I need to listen to that now.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My hero

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My cat gave birth on me while I slept. We bonded.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Onions can taste like apples

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

14 year age difference between my brother and I, same problem. Cringe

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

but

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haven't heard from my gamer friend in almost 2 years. Last I heard she was having health problems. I'm sorry about your friend :(

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Multiple orgasms... so worth it.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you okay?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It sounds like she's trying to find out who did it so she can look it up

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Buuuuuuuuuurn!!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Phhhhhhhhhhhhhhht

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cark

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Currently Bearglove. Funny word.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like you.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How long would it take you? I'd love to do something like this as well.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Phteven

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bump of the bumper.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Woman here. I use Old Spice. Like how it smells. :D

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0