turtlecrusher

5134 pts · July 20, 2014


Make no mistake about it. He’s a professional individual.

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Chekmayt Cyantysts.

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Chip, it ain’t cute.

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Peru is something else! 

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Prius Flip

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Wendy's "Chicken" Nugget

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Well, who do you got? Whoosh or Lamp Moth?

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Happy Mar10 day!

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My conservative cousin, world. World, meet my conservative cousin.

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Looks bright to me!

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Excuse me,

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I prefer the edits.

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Letters to an incarcerated father. Two perspectives.

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MFW I make a funny-to-me face after a few drinks.

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I... what?

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I'll never Forget you Ellie.

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Carpet Per Diem!

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Knee

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Gimme peesha too!

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The older I get the bigger problem it's becoming.

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Oh no you don't!

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My wife tells me to stop posting pictures of my cat on Facebook, so I'll post to my own social network, with blackjack and hookers. 

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Is IBM re-releasing the GameCube or not?

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Old joke but I think the combination checks out. 

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Better cool it with the dad jokes.

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Boys want a girl who works out until they find one that does. 

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All of these came out of one pore on my chin. Should I be worried?

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5/7

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Good Job Google. 

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In case you were wondering if Best Buy is progressive enough. 

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When you wake up from a nap remembering you didn't pay your student loan last week.

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Link would be labeled a terrorist today.

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One of the better Newegg reviews.

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If I had to pick two people to explain my personality. 

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I stumbled upon a real live chat on the most random website at 2am on a Saturday.

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CAN WE START A FOUNDING FATHERS OF MEMES DAY?

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American Chopper meta

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Ermy Struuuung

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I wish I was kidding.

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Meta

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Car didn't' come with a front plate holder, had to drill myself.

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I stumbled across this Irish pub. In Israel.

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"Paging Dr. Redundant."

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Good Job Google

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Had to do it

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Share a joke, meme, whatever. I'm having a shit day.

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