turtlecrusher
140549
2149
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Send noodies.
Edit: Very first FP. Thanks everyone!
Jul 10, 2018 5:35 AM
turtlecrusher
140549
2149
71
Send noodies.
Edit: Very first FP. Thanks everyone!
arrowsintheknees
A javelin and at least 6 shot puts. Sounds like rousing sport
malachilenomade
roadhunter
It's the Chokey for you!
jadeybunbun
Uncle Vernon didn't seem to mind.
blackscans
https://imgur.com/LnORvih
mstalltree
She was a fantastic villain
lenomdeplume
Oolie
The amount of peeps here that don't know Ms Trunchbull is disturbing
whatfloatsyourboat
Is that Miss Trunchbull?
lordelordelorde
Yeah bruh
TheVampireDante
Shouldn't she be off yelling at Matilda?
OOSpaceDwarf
AdrianDunne
Girls who are boys Who like boys to be girls Who do boys like they're girls Who do girls like they're boys
arKittenCat
Always should be someone you really love
Bigcurly2000
Pam Ferris, absolute legend
wadenelson1
A woman bodybuilder made a man outta me. Seriously. Forever greatful, Mimi.
Kiore
Mate I'd go down on her faster than that sack of cannonballs she's holding.
goddammitnappa
Shotput. Javelin. Hammer throw.
tonybaratheonIII
TALLEYHO!
datphone777365
w00tberrypie
Trunchbull
ThePickliestRick
Does she smell nice and does she bake? If so I'm pretty much sold.
SevenLeagueBoots
She made a better nun/midwife. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/22/article-2192211-14A5EFED000005DC-153_634x819.jpg But I think more
turtlecrusher
FAP content can come from anywhere I suppose!
tateossian1
UrsaUrsa
spectator729
I hope this is some sick kind of photoshopped picture and not just a random pic from your fap folder...
DeadClawsJerome
TALLY-HO! For real, though. I've seen muscular girls at the gym in real life, and I still want one.
frycookboots
I can’t believe I had to scroll this far down for tally-ho. Thank you!
MrFlibbleIsVeryCross
This is a great film of a wonderful book. Miss Honey definitely did not lift
DinoKebab
Miss Honey, was a honey.
apollo729
I thought she was great in Thor Ragnarok.
PaintYourWagon
Whenever we get to talk about Topaz in that movie, what do I always say? She is, and it starts with a B...
Spacelordmuthamutha
Trash
NR97420
She's aged...
wastedintellect
The fifth element came out a year after Matilda.
NR97420
Oh snap I thought that looked familiar.
PaintYourWagon
Aged like a fine wine mixed with protein shake and horse steroids.
circlebreaker
*nods with loud swooshing SFX*
Paraptorkeet
I'd hit it.
turtlecrusher
She'd hit you back.
doyouevenrobot
That would be acceptable.
easytigger
Hopefully.
Wanzik4
Dont threaten me with a good time :D
Sapotaattori
why do you say she? Isn't that Mussolini?
ScullyBones
That's a sexy overnight bag! Where she get it? ASOS.COM?
uglysombrero
Don’t know if I hated her more as miss trunchbull or aunt marge.
shrike2214
Looking to see if anyone had posted this already, did a HP marathon last week and was stunned to realise who she was
GenerallyKenobi
Either way she has a firm grip
Miyamotofan
Long as you don't dislike the actress because of those roles.
mirasie
Omg she *was* Aunt Marge!
Itsmechrissy
You just blew my mind. I thought aunt m reminded me of someone!
Thefunpagecorporation
But I'm sure she has a good sense of humour when she isn't beating the shit out of you for drinking her vodka
AtypicalMammal
I think she would stab you with her spear for that.
lenomdeplume
paintingagency
Now this is snu snu.
Inimposter
I mean! That looks better than the #1 and I bet she lifts more as well!
lenomdeplume
Thefunpagecorporation
Can I get one doesn't look like everyone's dad?
Sugarcrotch
hell id settle for one that doesnt look like the evil bitch from Matilda
Captainpoopypants
Pick one
goatamon
Look for weightlifters in the sub-superheavy classes. Dat. Ass.
PaintYourWagon
When I'm looking for a girl I tend not to like using qualifiers such as 'superheavy'
dex2775
Yeah, that's a descriptive word which should be used for military maritime vessels, not human beings.
goatamon
I used the term because the superheavy weight class is where you see the stereotypical giantesses.
PaintYourWagon
Oh wow, really? would they be strong enough to jump up there and get that joke flying over your head?
DaisukeAramaki
Is it not describing the class of weights they lift? Didn't seem to be aimed at the women themselves to me.
PaintYourWagon
Note to self, jokes are not welcome on imgur....
DaisukeAramaki
Wow, I totally missed the joke on the first pass. My bad, man.
StevesSegallbladder
And she bakes a mean chocolate cake, what more could you ask for?
Begotten
THE ENTIRE CONFECTION!
GadenKerensky
She didn't bake shit.
Takavos
She didnt bake the cake
HenryLongfellowIII
She won't be asking me to carry the groceries in.
ThatQuietlySmirking
That cake always looked really gross to me.
steelturtle1234
She didn’t bake the cake. Cookie did.
BeautifulSound
A G A T H A T H I S I S M A G N U S G I V E M Y B U M B L E B E E B A C K H E R H O U S E A N D H E R M O N E Y
turtlecrusher
Well, she's good at getting you a sweat and blood made chocolate cake. Leadership qualities. Can't beat it.
BigFatJuicyMonkies
MikeAnK
“Entire confection” **hands you a fork**
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Bigcurly2000
Her
turtlecrusher
And had strong leadership qualities. It's almost like boys don't know what they really want!
Treblaine
I can't tell if you're joking or you really genuinely don't have any clue what "boys" want.
StevesSegallbladder
The only red flags are she clearly has more balls then most men and as extra baggage.
turtlecrusher
But what woman do you know can lock you in the chokey?
CodeBit
[That's my fetish.gif]
KevinNogilny