truth71

30445 pts · December 19, 2011


“That’ll buff right out.”

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Prince told me I didn’t have to be beautiful to turn him on, but when I met him at a club in ‘97 the exact opposite turned out to be true.

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You’re more likely to WANT to move on to the next task and keep going. I did this when I had my own business and had to stay self motivated.

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The key is to plan the easiest, most enjoyable task first. You get that done and then you’re in the mode of “getting shit done.” 1/2

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If your username is accurate, this is textbook entrapment.

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Man. Hats off for taking such a bold stance on the issue.

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Absolu— wait, what?

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“Really uncomfortable?” What kind of weird-assed pants are you wearing?

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I love her! Is she a specific breed?

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Plot twist: it’s the intro to a new dating reality show on FOX.

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...the church, that she had sex. Most likely resulted in her being shamed and required to make amends.

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It’s written in a way that could be interpreted differently, but I believe she means she was forced to confess, in front of members of 1/2

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You’ve never heard of a Ford Falcon? It’s the car that made the burrito run in less than 12 parsecs.

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So many of us. And we’re all so gross.

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Know what would be funny? If it was actually a graphic of something impossible. Like... swimming waffle irons... or flying... somethings...

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Best I can do is $20.

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Why didn’t they let the adopted daughter help run the bed and breakfast?

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Careful, don’t upset the “aMErICA sUckS” circlejerk of an apple cart.

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Wouldn’t this actually inflate the number representing people infected, making it less logical to reopen?

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“Alistaire, you... you’re supposed to give those back.”

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“Ernie is suddenly aware of a giant hand in his rectal cavity”

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Thank you, veterinarian side of imgur.

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Does anyone know how much she could have simply paid to avoid this unfortunate situation?

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Not a single letter?

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Magic prince dick?

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This is imgur, no one’s going to be offended if you call an animal abuser a cunt.

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Boring conversation anyway.

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“Close the damn door, I’m not paying to heat the ocean” —my Dad in this situation

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It def gets spotty after S3, when Dan Harmon leaves as show runner.

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When your TDS goes all the way back to the Revolutionary War.

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