trunotfalse

209 pts ยท July 28, 2016


I got called "swine" in a Kroger while in my day-glo, gigantic lettered "EMS" uniform. Fuck it all, why bother

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder if it's a thing to have that carpet at every skating rink. It reminds me of childhood?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for explaining sports to tell the story, I wouldn't have read it otherwise

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an EMT who visits many different hospitals I can agree. And POO to my old coworker who thought I was stupid for questioning doors

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Son! Is that you?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dad??

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dad?!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Carhart beanie & a flannel. Gotcha ?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm glad i'm not the only one. Upvoted by accident

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was 3 years ago. I'm aw between 1.91 & 1.99 today. Woo!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I had tooth stuff done the doctor put on shrek & watched it with me while things were drying. It was nice

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DAD?!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I tip my haircutter extra to put up with my rbf & lack of conversation

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I work nightshift and one of my coworkers always comes in for her shift at 5am playing her music. I want to slap her

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure i've ever had a multiple of 8, so I enjoyed every notification

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe it's Williamson road by the Hollins area. Between the college & hershberger *waves hi*

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey now! I am excellent at that game!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a lesbian who likes camping, I guess I'd better start buying condoms

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw it spelled "paediatrician" & immediately pronounced it pay-de-a-trish-en a la Ted Mosby

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, good luck, you're amazing

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Facilities & never know what to tell them to expect

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I realize this was a year ago, but would you consider doing an AMA when you finish? I transport many patients (people) to psychiatric (1/?)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's more of a loner shirt. Doesn't like the company

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

almost - EMT. This was at the end of his shift

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I laughed until I realized I use a combo of three moves...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was expecting Send Nudes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My friend only knows this as the Panic! At the Disco song. Sauce?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't understand how people FIND drugs

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Same. I love leaving my regular places great tips (local bar, haircuttery, waffle house) & watching their faces light up. I do what I can

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's 2018, you're good.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0