tragicallyhuman

547 pts ยท June 21, 2013


Sequel to Conan; He's an old king upon his throne and price for his reign comes calling in the form of blood. Hackfest through kingdom begin

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fake news.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pizza Hut

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welcome to Parks and Recreations!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not real rocket, not real rocket sledge. Stoopid milk drinkers. Dis Flame Sledge!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Swiggity, swooty, he got buried by that booty.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I've been busting my ass at my minimum wage job 110% only to hear last night they felt I was performing poorly. I'll show you. Tyrants.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I cried like a little bitch. OMFG THE FEELZ MAKE IT STOP!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, take them all the time. Buffjet, psychojet, med-x. just make a mod where I can combine them altogether be superman for 30s and die.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I noticed it around 8pm... it had only been an hour. Then drug for two more until 10pm after my break. I said fuck it, I'll work now.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

mfw I get home after work.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You made me laugh so hard, thank you.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MRW I forgot to pull out.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your imagination, I love it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Jizz my face!"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is a masterful work of art. I applaud you for your skill and thank you for sharing it with us all.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Word.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it just me or do they look kinda derpy?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"We're up all night to summon"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OMFG just watched Badadook fucking awesome, me and my fiance have given you an upvote dear sir or madam.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OMFG, Colorado!!!!?!?!?!? I can has cotton candy!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I work at McDonald's, I can verify I handed out books tonight. It was packaged underneath the deep fried sodium sticks.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oddly, satisfying how neat nature decided to be today.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: she didn't fucking sew it.

11 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 3

Where's my club?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

As a new father, I can say this is accurate.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Got you beat, I was jobless for five years. I got hired soo hard. Seriously though I feels for you.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Creative. From some point in the near future my comupter shall know me as "Master."

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0