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Jul 23, 2018 12:09 AM
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CaspianQuix
Oh, Jason Todd, you curmudgeonly little bitch.
Mikeyhouser
Only the first time you kill a killer because you’ve become a killer, but the second time since you’re already a killer it would go down one
ThanosTheGreat
Batman has killed so many people indirectly coz he is afraid of killing bad guys.
IvorJBiggun
So Batman morality is that you’re ok as long as you save more people than you kill
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
I never see why people think it's Batman's responsibility to kill people. Rather than say the justice system itself.
ScottaHemi
he has a point.
ABn0rmal1
Dexter
SSDude
Thats assuming the guy who killed the killer wasnt a killer before
SpotlightKryptonite
What’s in the Box??!
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RedAppleSoda
You don’t count the number of killers, you count the number of victims and future victims.
candiduscorvus
Also if you were already a killer it goes down by one.
Barrum
And instead you're left with one dude that murdered 100 people, that's probably worse
Maaaaaalloooooo
That was a good movie. Now if only DC cinemas can make a real good movie.
Endocrom
Meanwhile Joker's escape count reaches 3 digits and his kill count reaches 5 digits
eiyuu99
It's a tragedy when one is killed, but a statistic when a hundred, a thousand die.
arbsbuhpuh
If you have killed before, then killing another killer reduces the amount of killers by one.
arbsbuhpuh
Batman's scenario is accurate only if you're a virgin killer
tragicallyhuman
https://i.skyrock.net/1731/32171731/pics/2988523263_1_3_weGvxwD8.gif
jdbji180
Killing is desirable when it is sanctioned or when you are in immediate danger.
SemperFiZero
I hate that quote because it's an over simplification for why Batman does what he does. For haters to giggle at.
CuriousMeatball
Not so much “haters” as logical thinkers.
SemperFiZero
Nah, if you have read Batman, you know it's not a simple "If I kill, I'm one of them."
causality
Batman does what he does because if he reacted in a logical way DC wouldn't get to make endless money off Joker, end of story.
causality
All the "it would break him" bullshit is just to distract you from the fact that real world money is the ONLY reason.
causality
You will never get Batman stories as good as the ones you'd get if DC could only make Batman comics for the next five years then it's over.
BurlRavenscroft
There’s plenty to critique Batman over.
SynMonger
"Batman no kill" isn't a deep thought to start with.
SemperFiZero
Hulk Smash.
misterecho
Oh boy. It's definitely supposed to be "thinking." I fucked up. :(
Chronotrigger42
How dare you
nobly670
Shhh this makes it better
putridpickles
It happens to the best if us.
TasteOfNoise
*applauds vagina*
Bonsaipanda
I still thank it works tho
ThePhDJ
.....or is it...?
SpotlightKryptonite
WHAT’S IN THE BOX??
FirePrinceZuzu
A dick.
hssndtam
Jack
Iliketosaynoalot
If you say it with a Texan accent it still works.
JewishMonk
What if Gotham was in Texas?
mypuffrollwontturnover
I didn't even see it until you said something
SLAANESHonNSFWposts
Well, given comic logic there is a 100% chance of a previously unknown character swearing revenge and creating a new killer with each death.
Alfadorfox
Vaarsuvius had an elegant solution to that problem too...
TwoFlower68
Like if you kill two jhadi's and their families, the survivers aren't going to like you
Treemandeous
http://imgur.com/24y3g9U
ABn0rmal1
Dexter
Secsletariat
So... Kill the family too? And friends? Can-do! Or I guess I could just make an explanatory video with evidence of their crimes.
jesuisgur
That's why carpet bombing was more efficient than smart bombs. Just sayin'...
Onlyhereforthelaughs
If only there was a merciful way to kill, say, half, while maintaining a great deal of anonymity... Hmm...
ozjuggler
That's the premise of every "solving overpopulation" novel from the last 40 years.
SquidJesus
Calm down, Thanos.
enderlord99
"Anonymity?" Plenty of people know who Thanos is!
Onlyhereforthelaughs
General population though? Planets he hasn't visited yet? It's way more anonymous than killing them in person.
Pokegeologist
Worked for the Punisher.
Flyndaran
Juvenile revenge porn fantasies thankfully have nothing to do with reality.
Deadpoolisalwaysrelevant
But... we’re talking about comics...
Pokegeologist
You mean like Death Wish?
InternetGoodGuy
And whatever bad guy he kills will come back to life in a few months depending on popularity.
filben7
Comic books are just soap operas with cooler characters.
rylecx
Not really, or barely at all. I mean it shares that predictable "character returns" thing but otherwise similarities are minimal
filben7
The cooler characters just lead to more outrageous plots.
rylecx
Still not comparable. One is melodrama only and the other is largely action focused
battery1979
So is wrestling.
Zreen
So is Beowulf
StupidAnimal
Beowulf is Aquaman. Strength of 30 men, swims for days, swims for half a day underwater, is a king later in his story.