tinytextistiny

4339 pts · September 1, 2011


At least I think I'm witty.

Ricky Bobby was right - If you're not first, you're last.

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I kea what you did there...

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Changi!

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Take some vitamins.

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There’s another set of pics with a different president too, eh?

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#16 looks like the kids game Willey Willy with the magnetic shavings.

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“As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly” - Arthur "the Big Guy" Carlson, WKRP

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Kinda callous how he throws that top crust around. I'd be more careful of my tip-toes.

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Brown Pee? See a doctor immediately!

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Right Twix losers.

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Planar Theorist.

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So you HATE ‘Other Brand’???

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Of course..... no blinker used on that bimmer.

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Maybe 4 letters in?

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They no longer look like bananas. It’s now pop-tart phones.

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Awwwkwwaaard...

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Title checks out.

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No problem! He is paid by the hour.

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Directly resulting in the current Queen of England.

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A person is smart. People are stupid.

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It’s an old meme sir, but it checks out.

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You shouldn't be judging anyone.

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That’s Stacy abrams talk.

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Little more Dodge. A little less Ram.

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Maybe we do pay teachers enough. These teachers, anyway.

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“Brain cloud”. Has no symptoms but kills you in 5-6 months.

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Thaattssss itttt.... Now slowly turn up the heat....

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Claiming that as my new band name.

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"I'm going to live on the top floor so that I'm not disturbed by people walking above".

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