Playster845
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Jun 10, 2020 10:05 PM
Playster845
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tinytextistiny
Awwwkwwaaard...
Thome216
Those are his buds. No questions. Just give head pats and go inside.
nopo
Of course ylu don't own the cat. The cat owns you.
PhyshStycc
"Look ma I made some fren" -dog probably
scooterthefrog
Doggo rolls mad deep, got cred on the streets and the burbs.
ilovebigmutts
Your dog watched shrek too many times.
ciscoxing626
The covid19 isn't working fast enough, we need a stronger pathogen, tell mother tonight
iamyourdensity
“Oh, you’re home early” -dog
MILFhuntersAssociate
Bremen town musicians cover band
SomethingAboutWookies
You're home early.
kaijuuGold
dont kill their vibe yo
mrDanielMoore
Karen? you ain’t due home for 2 hrs , this ain’t what it looks like
sprattharding99
Every animal must feel very safe....what a lovely thought
FrippTricky
Man, they really upped the budget for Beastars Season 2, didn't they?
Monteez
The dog just invited some friends over.. don’t worry about it.
allmypostshadnopantson
But today they all own you.
oruamo50
Have you recently been hired by Disney?
PoppaBigBear
dog parties hard!!
whoisqaz
That’s where my deer went
wolfviper69
When your kid has a hipster best friend and a goth pussy, I mean girlfriend.
clymjens8531
What is the big idea trying to wreck our slumber party?
michelle412690
Dog: Mom, they followed me home. Can I keep them?
Spettel
Your dog's a Disney princess
CloudStrife668
That is one fluffy cat.
memeswagger
Chillin with the homies
ImBoredouttamyskull
The moment you find out your dog has a much better social life than you.
Ellybethe
Ticks
goodgollygosh
Came here to say this. Only mine was going to be, "TICKS".
goodnathaniel
Pretty sure the cat posted this
NateKindaGreat
Hey, Username adjacent friend!
goodnathaniel
Love the name
GohansDadPiccolo
You found out today that your dog is a lot cooler than you.
Fallacious217
His dog is just a Disney princess.
kmikl
I never want to live in a world where I'm cooler than my dog.
SniffinGriffin
Tbf all dogs are cooler than me
Ahhh37
I mean was that actually a question before this?
OneHandedComent
Even his dog has more parties than you
GohansDadPiccolo
More than both of us.
2CraZyXTiRed98
SAME ENERGY
KiltedinSeattle
“Is it ok of Dave and Mike stay for dinner, Mom? Their parents said it was ok with them if it’s ok with you! Pleeeeease?”
NOPEtimusPrime
“No, it’s rude to invite them before asking me. You know that rule, so they have to go home now.”
KiltedinSeattle
“Aww, MOM!!”
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Yes... dinner... tell me, does dave have any family? *licks lips* a cousin, maybe?
waeraj
Don't fuck the deer.
KiltedinSeattle
Oh, deer!
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Fine, I’ll just fuck the doorknob like a real man