thomqs

3033 pts ยท May 21, 2017


An intra-dimensional being who likes gas stations and a good meme

Even though I knew exactly what I was getting, I went through the entire thing anyway. I regret my decision.

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/a/UwwUNzn

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Fun fact: you can tell when you leave PA when the surface of the road suddenly changes.

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If you hadn't switched positions like that, maybe we wouldn't be in this mess!

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Gesundheit

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What if I steal any dildo shirts and burn them?

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I remember playing soccer younger, and wearing a penny over my head and singing the Batman theme, but nunman.

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Oh, god, Sealand is building an empire.

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I think he means Nova Scotia

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You'll be boxing yourself in a corner if you try to resist.

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For those about to rock, I salute you.

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Yeah, I know my sorry makes it seem like that, but I was a happy kid, if not a little weird.

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...that the bug was actually a bat in my room. No reason, just a fricking bat flying around.

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...to go and warn my parents of an triangle winged insect. They sent me to sleep in the guest room, and I found out, that later...

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...was sleping and I noticed this thing flying about my room. To me, it looked like some kind of bug, so I managed to find the courage...

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About the one with the person who is terrified under covers because of a bug flying overhead, I have a story. So, when I was little, I...

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Give this person a medal!

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I feel like I'm watching history or something.

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Well, when I first saw one of these, I thought it was the seating chart for representatives and senators and stuff.

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I member getting one of these things in red at a Wendy's drive thru.

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I do wonder, does he have a devil put aside for me?

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That is beautiful

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