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"Daughter wanted to go to Disneyworld, but since it's too expensive we did the next best thing"
"Daughter wanted to go to Disneyworld, but since it's too expensive we did the next best thing." Source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGz8wk4EgMM
Zandorum
My dad did this with me when I was little, tv's were shittier back then but it was fun.
Tyrannotron
I feel like the next best thing would be to go to a cheaper amusement park and ride a roller coaster. This is still cute, though.
kneetothearrow
But how does he handle loops
Isuckatusernames2
It's all fun and games though until your kids asks for it to be done time and time and time again until your arms fall off.
MrTrevorBelmont
This motivates me to be an in shape dad when I have kids
ChuckKarma
"And what is your workout motivation today Bob?" "Roller coaster ride for my son."
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Seriously Dude, where do you find these treasures?
Nightshift603
Another quality AFN post
aintgottimeforyou
That's amateur dadding right there. An experienced dad knows that she'll want to do that 10,000 more times.
PUNNYguy65
Seriously if Disney world tickets aren't expensive to you then you are rich, I mean have you SEEN those prices
mrbubblesisalie
Eh, I go a few times a year and I'm definitely not rich. I just don't really spend money on anything else.
binky4me
Now charge her $12 for a juice box.
ctbrandt22
Did he make her wait in an hour and a half line to get the full experience?
ranhalt
He hired a retarded person to help them get through lines faster. Real thing.
MajorLoaf
Lmfaoo
EdwardStarsmith
Only to get turned away at the "You have to be this tall to ride" sign.
jobottherobot
Used the fastpass
GDSTEVE
Excuse me...not yet, I have a speed pass. Get the next one, kid.
MovingToPaperSt
Fast Pass... FTFY
DohngSohng
The question is, did the forearms come first or did the kid?
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
He sure ate his spinach
RobocopShootingDicks
I think having forearms like that will help you end up with kids
jonbgo
They didn't have money to go to Disneyworld, but has enough money for a nice bucket like that one? Nice try.
smearcase
Birtial Yallity! - kid probably
agumonkey
We don't need VR, we need this mans heart
UnpopularOpinionated
She wouldn't become a stripper.
AcadiaEinstein
wouldn't going to a nearby amusement park be the next best thing?
thewarinvietfuckingnam
Kid is too short to ride the rides anyway. Also, Disney is Disney. You can experience disney at another park, nor can you ride rides as 1/2
thewarinvietfuckingnam
Great as the one in the gif at a Disney park 2/2
OhhHaiMark
Did he have a fan blowing on her too?
MacGyverIsAnAcceptableRoleModelRight
I kept waiting for him to tip her out....
PlatoOrPotato
I think that might be The Behemoth at Canada's Wonderland, but I might be wrong
Kraaler
Nah, you're right.
TrueUndeadHero
Top level Dadding right there. +1
agumonkey
over 9000
helpidontknowmyname
I used to live-announce the popcorn thoughts and dreams as it got closer to the top of the air popper.
deeznuts4eva
I read it as dabbing and was pleasantly surprised! +1
PandaModeler
If you do this once you will have to do it 100 times, you have been warned.
KillingTlme
If you want to experience Disney Land, you can pay me $100 and I will let you stand in line.
KillingTlme
For another $20, I will sell you flat soda and shitty food.
charmingEve
My friends and I used to do a similar thing to each other... We were on drugs though...
checkusername
Make her go through a loop now
Hambongler
And then a big shop
ItsNigelThornberry
IIIHalezIII
needs the 3D glasses..
imAUser
I was waiting for a loop. Good thing he checked before
talos2
TheMARSK
*backflips*
BobLoblaw3
10/10 would get tired and drop basket
JupiterJedi
And let's get a fan going to blow her hair
zged
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
KingMe343
Sirsir94
Calm down satan
punatrav
ArcherGifs
I was half-expecting him to slam her into the wall when it went downhill.
spratacuss
soft...i would have tilted more.
IredeemableFly11
I completely expected him to throw the child
raptorsoldier
Out the window
TheOlsenTwins
Fuck I tried not to laugh so hard.
fluhatinrapper
God damn aborted fetus fucker has me crying again.
OhMyGurs
VR
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alsowhatsaderp
You can get cardboard VR glasses for a buck and then just watch it on your cellphone. It's no Ocular but it's pretty impressive on no budget
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OhMyGurs
And the most likely hundreds of millions that have not gone to Disney.
Mechlai
as someone who has ventured WAAAY too far down the VR rabbit hole in the past 2 years, I can safely say VR is a MUCH cheaper alternative. 1/
Mechlai
Last time I went to disney world, it cost me nearly 3K for a week at a "cheap" resort... and that was BEFORE our dollar value went to 2/
Mechlai
shit compared to the US dollar! I can't imagine what a disney trip would cost now. Now you can build a vr ready PC for under $1500. 3/
Mechlai
My dad just went to a PC shop with the hand-me-down gtx-970 I gave him and had a PC built around it for $400 CAD! Then buying a Rift is 4/
Mechlai
around $950 after duties/taxes/shipping. (without touch controllers. Not sure what current bundle prices are) ...and that's why I haven't 5/
LockerSurprise
I'm thinking the rollercoaster there is the Titan in Six Flags....but I could be wrong
TheBigBadBonerBiter
It indeed is. Rollercoaster Tycoon has taught me well.
prawnklng
I wanna go six flags Texas. Too expensive for me too.
Unidnt
Yeah I went on this coaster in Mexico City but I don't remember what it was called...
afuzzyyeti
It's called Nitro here in Jersey.
ArtSparkle
It is. I broke my ribs on that damn rollercoaster at the first stop having my hands in the air. Couldnt laugh without pain for months
toystory2wasok4
Either Titan or Goliath at Magic Mountain
maddog033
Totally is! Currently eating after riding that monstrosity
TunaOfTheLand
That's exactly what I thought.
aleonna
It is. I used to work there and would ride that fucker every day.
CDown9
Goliath*
KujiiiraArt
It is
causamortis1
You're right. Fun roller coaster, short ride and long wait time. At least around this time.
IExplainJokesThatNeedNoExplanation
Yeah but if you go an hour or two before close in the off season, you can ride everything good 2 or 3 times in a row. Thank you season pass
AL8INOCARE8EAR
It's called goliath at six flags California in Valencia
nauticalmouse23
So much fun but the last bit makes me black out every time. I still go on it though.
MechaRoosevelt
It is. That coaster is seared into my bones, I've ridden it so many times.
MyVoice
Seared into my bones!
KickStart427
Same, high score of 8 times in a row
basilpesto69
Gaddamn I barely could go five times before really getting sick, I went last month but could only go once.
KickStart427
skorve
Having been to more than one Six Flags, I'm 98% sure this coaster exists at multiple parks. This ones in Cali and Illinois for sure.
atliens27
Goliath in GA
RavenDay
I think it's called the Titan in Dallas & Raging Bull in Chicago. but yes! It's definitely in multiple parks.
Anonymous0726
Raging Bull has different supports, so definitely not there. I thought it was a different layout, too. (If so, Raging Bull was first!)
Anonymous0726
RB has a small drop before the main one, so definitely not exactly the same, come to think of it.
Anonymous0726
Googled it and found this: https://coasterbuzz.com/Forums/Topic/goliath-and-raging-bull so I think they're basically the same except the 1/2
codabear23
It actually is!!!!!!! I'm from Dallas, been on this ride several times... can actually recognize the background.
Kennator64
There are appearantly several of us.
LockerSurprise
Woo! Texas party! :D
violamaster94
I am from Dallas too!
Firebolt2000
Kinda looks like the behemoth at Canada's Wonderland eh?
Firebolt2000
Sorry if it's not!
Repetitapup
Another fine post by
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CaptainFubs
did you make this?
Repetitapup
Nope. I spotted this from @SingularWit a week ago.
Hannondorf
This dude's on a roll
GauchoGordo
thomqs
That is beautiful
BlackMask686
This always gets me
TonyStarch
Dayjo
He's always so wholesome
IamJaxusername
jsktrogdor
I'd say that I want my own imgur gifv title screen. But mine would probably just be a salty anus complaining about Donald Trump.
BigAZNMan
Good thing you gave a good description
bongles
Somebody should make that
AgolfHiller
I have a picture of mine but not a gif
Repetitapup
I have a gif but not a picture
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AgolfHiller
Take a screenshot
Burnin8or
Trogdor!
housev1l
I am thankful the title screen for @OP does not depict OP's username.
CanOnlySayYes
Should I make one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
MuFugginFudge
Username does NOT check out
CanOnlySayYes
yes
ihavealteredmyusernameagainprayidontalteritanyfurther
Well the only Trogdor reference I know of is... dragon... ish. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gz1DIIxmEE
SkytechCEO
Mine would probably involve Arnold Schwarzenegger.
AmyBernadettePenny
SterlingDangerZoneArcher
Another salty anus complaint about Donald Trump by jsktrogdor!
DohngSohng
Dem forearms though
rickeyspanish
Hispanic popeye
StorellaDeville
*papi
edoublep
Definitely a bodybuilder and HOT
UnicornofPeril
He has a youtube channel, Kentuckyfriedidiot, and he is the patron god of hot dads.
Zahnradfee
Well, he's obviously the kind of man that women like to reproduce with.
Vesane
https://www.facebook.com/2837136772976030/
dweadpiewitwobbits
Spent all the vacation money at the gym :\
smoochmysnoot
Good thing, too..kid is gonna want to do that all day long
dangermint
he eats his spinach!
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
I know right, if he got a dollar for each pound he can deadlift he could go to Disneyworld and back with that shit.
Secretlyticklingbuttholesandthenrunningaway
Why am I so attracted to them?
lhimalcolm
Because they're holding a cute mini-human! Automatic +1000 on attractiveness scale!
Jezzupwuzzup
Username probably checks out.
SaturdayMidmorning
So necessary! I never realized how damn heavy kids are. Real endurance is holding on to one with one arm for twenty minutes.
RacingBadger
20 minutes, you've got to pump those numbers up!
lcplspanky
And my 3 y/o doesn't get why after an hour I have to put her down
sweetrevelation
seriously. it. fucking. kills. so sore and noodly after. all day every day.
Ijustreallyreallylikeelephants
I'm impressed you last an hour. I can't carry my 3 year old for more than ten minutes!
CyMage
If my 3 year old held still for longer then 10 minutes, I could probably carry him for longer.
lcplspanky
It's my 4th kid, the muscles have built up
Thornvine
Dadarms are made of stronger stuff than forearms.
Snarkywisecrack
Biceps, triceps and forceps.
KeyMasher
Hahaha, buddy of mine who works out religiously asked why my forearms are so big. I'm like "Just doing dad stuff."
Akurei00
"That and speed jacking while in the shower"
Wormbo2
"What's taking so long...!?" "...WASHING MY HAIR WOMAN!!!"
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
That's the only way he's shaking a toddle in a container like that.
AngieBrutal
My arms always give out when I try to shake a toddle like that...
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
Real talk, mine is big kid, my arms would shoot out of the socket if I tried that.
hashbrowned
He only has two arms, silly
DotheBabyIsaac
Dad joke on a dad post? We must go deeper...
Thradeau
He already did that to make the kid.
SupraLove
Mad jealous, I was cursed with the skinniest forearms and wrists ugh
alsoAzrael
You should start rock climbing! It's really fun and a great workout.
walkingtallmachinegunman
Push come to shove just get some wrist wraps. Then you can have muscular forearms and dainty wrists like me
AisforIlliterate
Wrists you can't make any bigger. Upside is, once you start lifting—start lifting!—they're just gonna make your forearms look even bigger.
SupraLove
I've started working out this year, hoping that's the case lol so far not so much growth in them.
AisforIlliterate
You'll get there. Just remember to eat at a big surplus while you're bulking, and don't skip leg day <3.
SupraLove
Haha definitely not skipping leg day! I've picked up hiking as a hobby so leg day is pretty important :P
charlottadupont
If only there were some way to build up those muscles
bearhill2
Not everyone gain mass or muscle the same way. It helps, but what you see in the vid is not possible for everyone.
TheDivineUsersub
For the majority of people without some disease, yes it is possible. Harder, perhaps, but entirely possible. The idea that only the -
TheDivineUsersub
- genetically blessed can attain muscle mass gains is an utter myth.
charlottadupont
Building muscle is due to using them repeatedly, usually with weights. If a person, not saying YOU, lifted things, muscles gain mass.
bearhill2
Yes, but for example my brother, who weight-lift a lot, done it for 10+ years or so and would never have the arms of the guy above. Genes.