therealroast

17035 pts · August 26, 2017


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As loathe as I am to comment on anything. Slivers too awesome not to say “Awesome”

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don’t wait. Never wait. Life is short. Be happy now.

10 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It’s me. I’m straight people that won’t go to chick-fil-a. Also: this leads to some difficult conversations with your kids when they ask to go. Important. But difficult.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

You’re probably not overpaid. The rest of us are just way underpaid.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

The older I get the more I realize that how much money you have has nothing to do with anything but how much money your parents have.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

My man! You get it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He does but I’m too chicken to text it

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I hate that you are so far ahead of me. But congrats on tracking your travels in the only way that really matters.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Team Nightrider. You’re talking about Team Nightrider. And yeah, it was bad.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They’re not a secret cabal. Forbes publishes this list every year…

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

That’s… not a conspiracy theory. That’s just… actual history.

2 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Came here to say this. You beat me to it.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

In fairness, the same things works in me. Not as cute though.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well. That’s unpleasant.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it weird I’m a little disappointed it didn’t slowly go dark then Skyrim?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fine. Take the upvote.

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Nah bro. That how my shelves look and we just normies.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Baby gets it.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That…. Just sounds like neglect?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok. CPAP advice. Get a chin strap. With your beard it’s nose plugs only so you need to keep it on. Second: weighted blanket to keep still.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ariana Grande: Thank you, Next. Me: Bacon, Eggs

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This might be the most boring video on Imgur. I’m gonna watch it again.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 1

I can’t believe I have to say this again but: anyone who would do that is not a Christian.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

The heck type of city you live in gets you a house that nice for that little?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You want to play but can’t find a game? I have nothing more to teach you my child.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the way.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0