theanonymousmonkey

128984 pts · October 29, 2014


An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

Yeah

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was looking for this comment. Lol

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That pineapple is precut. Look as he pulls away that piece; They all move.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I was artillery and the only job offer I got when I got out was avalanche demolition in Alaska. (2)

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Snackmanistan is correct. You can have just about any MOS you desire. My advice- take a job you can use when you get out, like ATC. (1)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Crayon eater here. The coast guard has tougher rifle range requirements than us. They shoot from a bobbing boat. They have my respect.

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

New York? Is that you?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They did, about $500 billion.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to think people who said they work 80 hours weekly were lying, but then I started working at Amazons’ fulfillment center.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wait a flingin flangin second. That’s fucking Kung fu panda in the background.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I audibly chuckled.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Except to the front page

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nah, that’s a good way to get stabbed by a criminal. But we were young and dumb. A lot of the things we survived were purely luck.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

We were relatively drunk. And we were all super cocky.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

I’ve ever seen. My guess is the kid filming is either a friend of the bully, or knows that glasses was about to start handing out naps (5)

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

We pull out our phones to film. He throws the knife at their feet an says “pick it up, you’re gonna need it”. Was the best ass whooping (4)

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

And asked if we were military. After proudly saying yes, they stated they were going to kick our asses. Black belt pulls out a knife (3)

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Went to Buffalo Wild Wings for karaoke and to get drunk. There were five of us. As we were leaving, members of a local gang walked up (2)

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I served in the Marine Corps for a while. One of my buddies had just got his black belt with a stripe. Out in Oklahoma one night, we all (1)

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I laughed out loud. It’s been a while.

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I read this in miss piggy’s voice

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nice

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We could be friends, op. Your comebacks to these trolls are savage.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I want to believe that you actually think that’s how you spell his name.

7 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

Unintelligent? That hardly scratches the surface describing this guy. He has to be a troll, right? Those comments can’t be real.

7 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

My thoughts exactly. Using his dying wife for attention. That’s what’s on his mind in the moment she’s dying? “Let me take a photo”.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 5

Will a VPN fix this? Can I run on a server in EU and avoid being blocked from accessing website that’re not included in my internet plan?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0