theanonymousmonkey

128984 pts · October 29, 2014


An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

I Kept The Last Cracker For Myself And This Peacock Was Ready To Fuck Me Up Over It

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If someone asked me to sum up first world problems, I’d send them this.

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The Imgur Suit

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They forgot to include the calories for the other two burgers I order for myself

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I’ve been hiking through Colombia for the past two months.

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I’m so conflicted..

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Bernie Savage

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Stars

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Mrw listening to Trump address the nation about the new VOICE department

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Billboards with a NY attitude

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When the post is long as fuck and OP doesn't give you the common courtesy of a TLDR.

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I wanted to tell my doctor's secretary that this wasn't a decorative figurine but I couldn't

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Haters gonna say it's fake

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Take a whiff of my dirty little secrets

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*queue mic drop

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Mrw my son tells me if I don't give him ice cream before dinner he won't eat.

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Oh dear Allah that's savage

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It's too early, 2017.

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I'd like to know the backstory on that sandwich

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Can confirm- it works.

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TIL Santa is savage as fuck

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Historic loss that no one's talking about

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Biden and Romney are about to have a meme off

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Wood Porn- building my son a bed

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The secret ingredient of fireball

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We get it, You're single.

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Came to pick up my cats from my parents house. Their cat wasn't having it.

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MRW I realize the majority of Imgur is ridiculously attractive

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Verschränkung

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I know you guys don't like spoilers, but...

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Wood porn- building my son a bed (part 2)

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Every sob story I read

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Some of the best memories I have are these few moments.

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I think we're becoming a little too sensitive these days.

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No title needed.

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They had it right in the 50's, and I'm confident that we'll keep it this way.

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It's accurate

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Cheesier than a Panera bread soufflé

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I'm Biden on this guy for 2020

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Lol who did this

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They may be small, but all your dreams CAN come true.

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2016 in nine words.

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They're going to have to lay off a lot of people for this loss.

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Held a door open for a woman today, got told "Uh, I'm out of you're league"

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Please tell me in not the only idiot that's done this.

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When the teacher calls on our group and asks how our group project is going, but me and the foreign exchange student have been playing spank the monkey the entire class.

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What the hell kind of drink is this?

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Well, there's no arguing with that logic.

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Protests in NY right now

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