the3th

41592 pts ยท March 4, 2015


oh so that's why they don't like things like safety regulations, dwell in the past stay stuck in the past, got it. "Sir should we get a protective guard rail on this open spinning blade or just let a few workers each month go home with fewer fingers?" "Move forward. GO. Go home with fewer fingers! Don't dwell on the old you with all their intact digits, you're a new man now, you're welcome!"

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a regular modern day Picasso some might say

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#2 hey now, Frank Gehry's early work are treasures!

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i swear i heard "cats butt" in that second clip!

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things MORE fatal per year to Americans than Iran: Skydiving (~22), jet skis (40-50), lawn mowers (~70)

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things less fatal per year to Americans than Iran: Sharks. Spiders, snakes, and bees (combined). Lightning strikes and tornadoes. Vending machine tip-overs, toasters, and falling televisions. Commercial aviation incidents, roller coaster accidents, and falling into active geysers.

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8 point

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the sweet sound of productivity

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"some days are dark..."

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i was half speaking outta my ass, i hear you on the quality getting better and better. gonna be taking a lot of artist's jobs for sure. :(

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that's because there's no source, unless you call AI slop a source. no take kindly to clankers round these parts partner.

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you're not wrong, but also don't those places have folks waving people in that should look for possible hazards like that in the beds?

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sounds like lyrics from a song by "Serenity Against the Machine"

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a dad joke done in Poe taste

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he's known as The Shoulderine

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"you fool!!! i said 'mustard-colored gas'!!!"

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the wrong take away: "If uncertain, go in with strength and confidence and you might succeed anyway."

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found the camper

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childhood memory unlocked for sure, thanks to you good person!

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a Condorman gif in the wild?! wild.

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dems better not be skipping leg day

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you can cry on my shoulder bro

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but if you are, that's ok too.

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thanks. now i want an adorable blind cat. just one more unrealistic expectation to try to achieve!

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so i'm on the side of Trump by virtue of living in the USA? pretty sure 70% of our population has an issue with that logic.

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so you'd have us "regular citizens" take pitchforks to our current political leaders? or thus be totally complicit and worthy of execution in this WW III fantasy of yours?

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*all American Republicans* fixed it for you

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"yes it's true, this man has no dick."

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