18883 pts ยท August 6, 2014
...and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwmeH6Rnj2E
Suits you, sir.
Bluetooth thermal printer, but then you'll need two pockets. Or something like an Epson Workforce or HP Officejet 250 if you want a full A4 thing that can fit in a slim backpack.
Now all of this is [done poorly] in a smartphone [with appropriate software].****Subscription services may be required, cloudy connection mandatory, ownership not implied, everything you do may be monitored and used for targetted advertisement, individual pricing, behavioural modification and evidence of incorrect thought processes. Access may be removed at any time for any reason. You will own nothing and be happy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kooYQ0IOnoM I don't see what's dangerous about that at all!
It's at times like this that having a guillotine is like pleasure you can't measure. Slide, guide, *shhhhTNK*No, Gritty, not THAT kind of guillotine.
I have no problem with billboards. I have every problem with literal spyware.
Erryone mentions how much.... bouncing bunnies do. Less people mention that everything goes through a bunny's digestive system twice. Yummy.
@botdrawa useful idiot, comic book style, sepia
Does it pass the Harkness test? Because Epstein (allegedly) didn't. Worry about that before policing lewdy artses.
Change the game by not watching the vids. Same with other obvious-bait thumbnails. Oh no I missed out on a video. Woe is me. Whatever will I do?
"Cannot create original content using AI." Versus original content that can be created using an AI-assisted loopmaker as a springboard.
Assuming we all live long enough, I already have this for the Kremlin Gremlin. Not sure what would suit his most useful pet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkzVtHAfxh4 "Steals"
FL Studio Loopstarter is not Suno or Midjourney and "steals" nothing. Try it. The demo is free.
And you would be wrong. Tell me you can't get some useful loops to springboard from using FL Studio 2025's Loopstarter function, and I'll call you a liar.
Protestors jerking off robot dogs is not the future anybody envisioned.
Early voice assistants used to be pretty terrible unless you put on an American accent, or used one that required training on your particular voice.
If someone's messing with airfields, you shoot them down. No ifs, no buts. If it's unmanned and not supposed to be there, blast that mofo out of the sky. Oh no your mavic got shot? Too bad. Here's the bill for the CIWS bullets by the way.
Use your own local model. Any machine with an even halfway capable GPU can run one of the Mistral or similar uncensored models with an agent that can go out and do searches for you.
Mumsnet (yes that's really what they are called) and the Internet Watch Foundation need a giant fucking slap and told to be mothers to their own kids, rather than lobbying govt to mother everyone else to death. There is a reason that Mary Whitehouse's death was almost a partying-in-the-street moment.
Uh... punching holes in things. It's a ballistic hole-punch. Yep.
I am probably a wrong 'un, but the idea of a mayonnaise company leaning into this hard with an advert that shows that tweet would get at least a smirk from me.
Also nice when done with only the one side sealed, using a chapati and some assorted bits and bobs from a typical Indian curry order. Bit of rice, bit of madras, some dismantled onion bhaji, touch of salad, mango chutney, finish the rest of the curry then sit back and nom on the chewy deliciousness.
But then it wouldn't fit on the handheld device that is trivially rotated to a human eyeball format.
I'm not going to hate on AI generated satire, but it's also not hard to use a free image editor with a curves adjust to remove that yellow. Just FYI.
I have bad news for you. Your circadian rhythms care not from where the light flows, so long as it flows. Photons for the photon god!
...and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
Suits you, sir.
Bluetooth thermal printer, but then you'll need two pockets. Or something like an Epson Workforce or HP Officejet 250 if you want a full A4 thing that can fit in a slim backpack.
Now all of this is [done poorly] in a smartphone [with appropriate software].**
**Subscription services may be required, cloudy connection mandatory, ownership not implied, everything you do may be monitored and used for targetted advertisement, individual pricing, behavioural modification and evidence of incorrect thought processes. Access may be removed at any time for any reason. You will own nothing and be happy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kooYQ0IOnoM I don't see what's dangerous about that at all!
It's at times like this that having a guillotine is like pleasure you can't measure. Slide, guide, *shhhhTNK*
No, Gritty, not THAT kind of guillotine.
I have no problem with billboards. I have every problem with literal spyware.
Erryone mentions how much.... bouncing bunnies do. Less people mention that everything goes through a bunny's digestive system twice. Yummy.
@botdrawa useful idiot, comic book style, sepia
Does it pass the Harkness test? Because Epstein (allegedly) didn't. Worry about that before policing lewdy artses.
Change the game by not watching the vids. Same with other obvious-bait thumbnails. Oh no I missed out on a video. Woe is me. Whatever will I do?
"Cannot create original content using AI." Versus original content that can be created using an AI-assisted loopmaker as a springboard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkzVtHAfxh4 "Steals"
FL Studio Loopstarter is not Suno or Midjourney and "steals" nothing. Try it. The demo is free.
And you would be wrong. Tell me you can't get some useful loops to springboard from using FL Studio 2025's Loopstarter function, and I'll call you a liar.
Protestors jerking off robot dogs is not the future anybody envisioned.
Early voice assistants used to be pretty terrible unless you put on an American accent, or used one that required training on your particular voice.
If someone's messing with airfields, you shoot them down. No ifs, no buts. If it's unmanned and not supposed to be there, blast that mofo out of the sky. Oh no your mavic got shot? Too bad. Here's the bill for the CIWS bullets by the way.
Use your own local model. Any machine with an even halfway capable GPU can run one of the Mistral or similar uncensored models with an agent that can go out and do searches for you.
Mumsnet (yes that's really what they are called) and the Internet Watch Foundation need a giant fucking slap and told to be mothers to their own kids, rather than lobbying govt to mother everyone else to death. There is a reason that Mary Whitehouse's death was almost a partying-in-the-street moment.
Uh... punching holes in things. It's a ballistic hole-punch. Yep.
Also nice when done with only the one side sealed, using a chapati and some assorted bits and bobs from a typical Indian curry order. Bit of rice, bit of madras, some dismantled onion bhaji, touch of salad, mango chutney, finish the rest of the curry then sit back and nom on the chewy deliciousness.
But then it wouldn't fit on the handheld device that is trivially rotated to a human eyeball format.
I have bad news for you. Your circadian rhythms care not from where the light flows, so long as it flows. Photons for the photon god!
