tdammers

3813 pts ยท October 19, 2016


That only works when the buyer has an actual choice. Which, more often than not, they don't.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Problem, though: to keep the rights to a trademark, you have to actually use it as such.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Atheism is not a thing, it is the absence of a thing, and it brings nothing but the absence of moral imperatives.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 10

Who would win? $500m or 12 round bois?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll take a relentlessly gay yard over a relentlessly Christian yard any day.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, but they all get free Teslas, right? Right...?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In most countries, they are.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

It is assumed that the color patterns are complex enough to be symbolic and have positional grammar though, so might qualify as "language".

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A picture of Jesus, obviously.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Left to right: John Lennon, David Bowie, Cher, Annie Lennox, Marvin Gaye, Phil Collins, Ray Charles. Am I close?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Major Sesame Street moment here. "Sst... wanna buy a number?"

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Most of these would be illegal to own in several European countries.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And probably also venomous.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I thought American Breakfast was basically an XXL serving of High Fructose Corn Syrup. Plus a handgun, obv.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...registration of residence.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Over here in Socialist Europe, the government automatically sends us the instructions. No registration needed at all. Just the mandatory...

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

So do I, but I've seen enough bullshit to have low faith in this one.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

.../cough/laugh down to a cloud that sticks around the source and dissipates rather than hitting someone in concentrated form.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Masks don't form a hermetic seal; that's not the point. The main benefit is that they slow down the escaping air, from a 100 km/h sneeze...

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This kills the spider.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The "even in Texas" bit made me throw up a little in my mouth.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shortly after: life sentence for attempted arson, terrorism, and hate speech.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The less lovable part is that it'll work. Mark my words.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Next time you read the word "bug", replace it with "human fuckup".

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a helisexual: *sigh* *unzips*

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Difference between a reasonable overall risk assessment and cargo-culting what other countries did based on populism.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

...no parents allowed inside the school, teachers wear masks or use shields when meeting in person, etc.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0