TheFutureIsShitJustLikeThePast
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Apr 25, 2022 11:11 AM
TheFutureIsShitJustLikeThePast
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Speedmetal05
Wow. So realistic! It even blew up on impact. I'm impressed!
Chemie99
That plane was worth something (before flight); That NFT never was
DerkatBaron
Why in the fuck would you buy an nft? Literal machine guns are better investments
4vie
It exploded! That just makes it funnier!
masiakasaurus
There's a pattern there if you think about it carefully
admiralawesome4213
I think you're giving too much credit to the people who buy poorly drawn pics of monkeys is a solid fiscal investment...
jesusisherelookbusy
SecondSince
i feel bad for the dude that bought that thing, but that was funny as hell! XD
aShogunNamedMarcus
VanillaJester
Sounds like a guy who knows where his poop knife is.
Burke616
Duke Nukem doesn't have a knife. It's boot, pistol, or pipe bomb.
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
Geracht
That voice sounds familiar...
Gorgrim
tbh we have been fucking over the planet long before NFTs. We just still haven't learnt.
G0MeatCube
Don't buy NFTs it's legit just a way to laundry money. And I don't have any money to laundry cuz I follow the law like a bitch ass simp
MightyIink
NFT's are the new beanie babies, everyone's pouring their life savings into these things thinking they'll go up in value...
erroniousmaximus
Or everyone. Just a different breed of people whose parents would have bought beanie babies and whose grandparents bought tulips.
idontevenknowwhoiamanymore
That’s my every attempt at flight simulator
InHarmsWay
At first I thought it was actual footage of a modern Russia jet taking off.
TheCrusher78
Don't buy shit nfts
echonite
All NFTs are shit.
TheCrusher78
You can buy music albums. I just think pictures are dumb
echonite
If you buy an NFT, you didn't buy the album, you bought a space on a list associated with an album.
JHawkInc
Bullshit. NFTs don’t even move down the runway. The dude selling just lies and claims they will.
jayalbert1
Fondly reminds you of a Russian MiG, which has come to a just end. Stand w/Ukraine against the terrorist war criminals.
Sentay
Good now stop buying them, this is their design it's not a flaw.
FrankPembleton
absolutely tragic and utterly damning to mankind that in the age where we have all information at our fingertips so many are still fooled
Cellestia
After looking into RC Jets, that just hurts. It hurts so bad.
schrodingerscatfood
EndersdoyouthinkthisisafuckingGame
Apes. Together. Funge.
malachilenomade
Freakin' Kevin....
angrytaco
Nfts are just gambling in a way, no?
IExplainJokesThatNeedNoExplanation
Where's divorce dragon?
Cranbananarama
Still in court. He'll be along later.
Evanjulian
Doesn't matter. Still broke
PalaverQuader
yeah those other 2 heads are the cool bankruptcies. the smart ones. yes. totally agree...
erroniousmaximus
That’s not the point and you know it.
Cranbananarama
What about those who bought the NFT cartoon starring those NFT monkeys?
dirtmarker
I love the countdown timer in the lower left
Wonkable
So it's the.......final countdown?
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
I love the little 'splosion at the end for an added kick in the crotch.
dirtmarker
"Oh you want to repair me?....hold on"
ChloeRed
"I didn't know model jets had an after burner."
4Astaroth
"We have to build it as realistic as the true thing." - someone who loves explosions
SpaceTaco22
That was amazing and my morning is better for it.
blumpk1npie
Using traditional characters is -10 social credit
SpaceTaco22
DarkShadow896
Is that a russian drone?
HerrHat
Isn't that a Jas Gripen? Highly accurate behaviour on the model.
jimjamjimmerjimmyjames
Eurofighter Typhoon, the plane that is so aerodynamically unstable it needs a shit-ton of computers to fly straight, which this hasn't got
nimeton0
Is that the RuZZian Air Force?
laisametschbaetzlaondsoidawirschd
Scale modelling often shows amazing results, but this plane crash with the fire and all shows real dedication.
BootsDusty
RHodeidra
Oh that's so sad to watch :/ I wonder why the frame was so unstable.
Nuraalek
The real thing is aerodynamically unstable - it takes computers to continually adjust the flying surfaces to keep it in the air.
RHodeidra
Yes in real life at high speed, but I've seen models like this model in flight a couple of times, and never a crash. I've seen a model A-10.
RHodeidra
take a nosedive into the ground once though
VanillaJester
Was the ground ok afterwards?
RHodeidra
:) it was a small fire afterwards
NotShoutingAnymore
Good news! You don’t have to buy NFTs
KittleCatStevens
Follow @notshouting for more financial tips ?
Astral134
kingkongkeom
Scam artists hate that simple trick
SerialChickenLover
They prefer to be called Elon Musk
Jackrackham86
I'm still not even sure wtf a fucking NFT is? Shows my interest lvl. Buying rights to a picture? Meme? Why?
Jackrackham86
Thanks for the explanations. Kinda what I thought. But still...
FellaWithUmbrella
It’s like buying a plot of land on the Moon.
Xalaqia
Digital Beanie Babies, but stupider, and uglier.
mmontour
Same general idea as baseball trading cards, MtG/Pokemon, etc. Collectable, some rarer than others, sometimes associated with games, etc.
Burke616
You're actually buying the rights to the URL, they just put a picture there so you've got something to show for it.
Alighierian
Paying somebody so you can pretend-own a piece of code, along with an """""unique""""" picture, or something like it. That's about it. |1
Alighierian
2| Or another description: having the marriage certificate, whilst the entire neighbourhood fucks your wife.
MatthewJohnsona
People actually buy NFTs? I thought they were a joke started by twitter, like "the Loch Ness Monster" or "Finland".
seriously9
Think in Scotlandish it’s pronounced “tweeter ya wee c*n*” but not 100% on that.
Imalwaysready
Note to self: Create NFT of Loch Ness Monster swimming through the Gulf of Finland with Helsinki in the background.
mmontour
I bought one from a group raising funds to support Ukraine. I’m not expecting to profit from it.
Beepity
Or birds!
FellaWithUmbrella
GravityVT
There’s been at least a dozen or two in the last few years promoted and then dumped by influencers, celebrities, athletes, etc.
GravityVT
Literal billions scammed from their fans. Check out coffeezilla on YouTube
Imalwaysready
I thought you meant Loch Ness Monsters for a moment.
stabthecrab
stabthecrab
So…who are the 4 people that downvoted this. Like..why? Revel yourself
TheThirdDay
Great concepts for a clip, but the Moon is so blatantly superimposed in that I could tell what would happen from the thumbnail.
stabthecrab
I’m am sorry it’s not up to your standards good sir. I’ll try to improve my game ?
TheThirdDay
If you're the creator of the gif, I hope you didn't take offense to that. It was constructive criticism.
bongles
Oh yeah, lots of people think they'll get rich from them
MonoclesAndManacles
And if you have a large following, you can. I see a lot of influencers trick poor sods into buying. If you're an individual, good luck...
Hereagain
How do you get rich from Finland?
asecondshadowyarrow
And they can, if they're the one creating and inflating it. Not from actually buying though.
TheCobb1
You mean to tell me there’s no value in owning the rights to an image proliferated across the internet?!?!
Lazzer3
That's the thing though, you don't own the rights to it either only the art. The original creator still owns all the copyright.
warcat91
You guys are actually buying NFTs?
VaultGirl69
Only if the link the image is tied to has value. Which most don't. Linking them to images with vague ownership is a brilliant scam.
DudeItLooksLikeIDidntChooseAnUsername
In this economy?
MaxximumB
They never read the story about the Emperor's New Clothes.
grandestoptimist
Tldr?
theGreat38
Tailor grifts the emperor, emperor goes out in public naked because can't admit he was grifted.
grandestoptimist
I didn’t want to picture trump naked, but here we are.
tdammers
Major Sesame Street moment here. "Sst... wanna buy a number?"
wienerdog
You look like an intelligent young man.
BlastFX
Nah, only selling.
DudeItLooksLikeIDidntChooseAnUsername
Hol Up
Mugendramon
Anyone not famous managed to sell anything?
BlastFX
Nothing big, but a few people managed to rake in a decent amount of money with bots scraping the web and minting and selling random images.
Chronomechanist
Nah I just funge them.
YayItsMillerTime
Ssigel
This is what I do, i do make NFTs , i release them on open sea an get some of my influencer friends to buy them from me (with my money) 1/
Ssigel
Then i get another one to buy them from the first one at 3 times its original price and I repeat the operation as long as i can /2
Ssigel
Usually i end up wasting half an ether in gas and other payments but by the time I release a new NFT people think its a good investment /3
Ssigel
4/ and I'm liyng I'm broke AF but at least i was able to explain how they actually do it.