swanglemydangle

42040 pts · November 18, 2015


That's some uncanny valley kinda shit

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it was the tastebuds in your colon that helped with this

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To keep all the snow from melting and leaking out?

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would not be surprised, and I was just going to comment something very similar.

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Even presidential races?

7 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I really hate that you're 100% correct on this.

8 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Shes already too qualified, as she is self aware enough to know that she doesn't know.

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The Gulf of America crowd isn't going to like their logic used that way.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eau Claire is one of the few towns I drive the speed limit around. I've found it easier to just avoid that town as much as possible

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That dog was a people in a previous life

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I asked multiple times in my 20's for a vasectomy and was told no.

10 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

10w30 or is 0w30 seeing it's a newer recipe?

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

About 15 years ago I spent the summer uploading recipes to a website that was just me adding jalapenos to another recipe and changing the name to "Spicy -------" I started getting people wanting me to stop and reporting my recipes to the website for spamming. I also started to get a following of people as well.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He was trying on suits, if I remember correctly.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They were actually selling bootlegged tea and lost money because their bootlegged tea was more expensive than the official taxed tea.

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Technically, anything can go in water.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's German you add schadenfreude

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Heck yeah. It's about time to turn the ol smokies into the new mudslidies.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, I missed that somehow. I guess if all the people in poverty die , it will raise the average income level for Americans. Or it will force people into crime and then for profit prisons will get filled more quickly helping corporations get larger profits.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No the Walmart employees are going to go homeless. They are subsidized with snap programs. They will still have the same amount of food, just no where to cook or eat it.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Brevard, NC yesterday

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There weren't any real candidates for the Dems in 2024. Harris got pushed on people and some voters were upset about it and didn't vote. I don't agree with that view, but I understand it.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

To be fair, the Dems didn't fully explain why trump was a bad choice. Other than all the examples of his first term, felony convictions, fraud convictions, bankruptcy, stories from his family, the civil defamation case for sexually assaulting E. Jean Carroll, him admitting to walking in on minors changing rooms, and him stating he just grabs 'em by the pussy. I mean, how's he a bad guy?

11 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Just riding helps the best. I've biked in padded and non padded shorts, shorts with liners, regular run of the mill synthetic shorts. The only thing that has made a difference is saddle time. On hot sweaty days chamois creme helps some people. I just use synthetic boxer briefs and either shorts but Kühl or Ketl MTN (they're gusseted)

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it's a helmet to keep the spy satellites from listening to his thoughts.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I had a customer stating that m&Ms are woke. I explained to her that all the major candy companies use tons of child slavery for their chocolate, making them anti-woke.

1 year ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

#8 I got a coffee mug for my dad, stating he's always been like a dad to me. He didn't understand why it was funny.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#10 I wonder how those would go with my Doritos vodka

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0