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ChanceVLuck
Looks like somebody lost a bet.
TheGgreen100
You could literally use a Flowbee, a haircut vacuum cleaner, on yourself and get a better haircut than that.
SteepedGardenMrsChen
Everyone is talking about how this is a bad haircut, but that, my friends, is a wig. Which makes it so much worse, IMO. He could've bought any wig! Already perfectly styled! I think top comment was right he got one off Temu's costume section and then made it worse.
RancidSebastian
People don't know this but his hairstylist is completely blind
Copperbrat
Looks like his sweetie gave him a kitchen haircut during covid. Source: I gave my sweetie kitchen haircuts during covid.
KingXizor
Probably pushing that Russian horseshit that the Minsk Accords detailed that Ukraine would never join NATO too though.
MagnumRadhard
This is why you don't let your 2 y/o cut your hair.
Lurker55684
Old Gregg?
tp0d
just add baileys
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Its called fashion
NinjaCongo
Leukemia He-Man
ItsRainingOutsideAndiDontWantToAdult
It’s got to be a humiliation kink thing.
prindagelfnubkins
I'm sure his mother tried very hard to get his hair just right
SlippeyPetey2000
I mean she didn't just do a straight bowl. I sat A+ for effort.
deetatron
She should have…
fenlander
His hair draws your attention away from his chin.
Cranbananarama
What chin?
TheVampireDante
What chin?
CoolDoug42069
countbassy
He must have a really fucked up bowl
Melonfish
ProbablyOnlyOnce
I love how expressive Randy is for having, like, three expressions.
thebigbaka
TheHighElf420
anyone has the pic with the cat with a watermelon on its head ? nows your chance
justbob806
TheHighElf420
Baron29
That haircut is a total power move
BlackElkSpeaks
GuyPilot
I was in Tallinn a few months ago. At the lunch buffet table, this very guy came up to me to make conversation. Pure right wing trash. Tried to goad me into an argument about Trumpism (this was an environmental conference). Thankfully he left the event early. 100% Pure troll.
Neanderthalersutopiaphilandrousanteatersotherbrother
Definitely fell asleep close to a kid with scissors. But it seems like a trend with those people(it's ok to say it about them, they're the trendsetter when it comes to generalizing groups)instead of growing a pair, I prefer weird hair! Oh, and where did his eyebrows go?
SomewhatSarcastic
His eyebrows are below his nose, trying to get away from that haircut. You might have confused them for a mustache.
coquuiicola
They're making a run for the border.
Neanderthalersutopiaphilandrousanteatersotherbrother
Oh boy:o
If nobody stops you from going outside like that, the only conclusion possible is that nobody likes you..at all
TheobromineAddict
How about demanding that Russia comply with the Budapest Memorandum?
TheobromineAddict
More to the point, how about demanding that America comply with the Budapest Memorandum?
Tsubodai100
Why are we shitting on people's appearance? If he's a Nazi, insult him for being a Nazi. Stop it with the ad hominem bullshit
KatInTheCorner
I definitely understand where you're coming from but here's the truth about Nazis: They don't give a fuck if you call them a Nazi. They DO give a fuck if you make fun of what they look like. They live by middle school rules.
Trump is faaaar more insulted by people making fun of his incontinence and the squirrel on his head than he has ever been by being called a racist or a sexist or a bigot.
Tsubodai100
If you insult shitty people for being unattractive in some way, you insult everyone else who look similar and are just normal and trying to survive in these fucked up times. I remember realising this when I encountered an imgur post which was insulting some rapist for being fat. The commenters were going after the guy's weight instead of his actions.
KatInTheCorner
I understand this and agree that in most circumstances you are correct.
I guess you have to ask what your actual goal is with the insult and if the intended audience is actually going to see it. In this case it's unlikely he will see it so it's better to avoid ad hominem.
HOWEVER, if you're trying to hurt a fascist to their face, they won't give a shit when you make salient points about their morality. They'll just laugh at you cause they don't care.
hellospacemonkey
Every single one (Trump, JD, Rubio) need to answer: why is Putin allowed to break the Minsk agreement with the US-Russia-Ukraine. We had an agreement that Ukraine gave up nukes for the promise to never be invaded. Repeat that: NEVER TO BE INVADED.
enderite
missboohiss
Yes! This was my immediate thought.
ermahgerdspooderman
HeadJamistan
DuneStores
When I read Preacher many years ago, this had me burst out laughing on the tube. WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR CHIN has popped into my head at least once a day ever since. Salvation was a helluva volume.
jakobbp
Came here looking for this.
LarvaLamp
You tell him, JeanRalphio!
woozle
stupid hair. you can't have hair like that and expect to be taken seriously
Glitchoff
"You can't have hair like that" - Is going in my box of niche insults
royal722
But he did it himself!
LiarLiarPantsUntier
I would take people with hair like that serious, ‘cause hair like that is a serious statement!
ArcaneM37
He has to know that. So what is he trying to distract us and the media from? What is he doing while the papers read "bad hair cut!"
Magnebro
As a guy who self cuts, this is an absolute self cut
TiredGoodnight
When the only thing we can do is make memes about how fuckin awful everything is. May as fuckin well.
demoncatmara
I thought this was Boris Johnson at first
ClaudiusNero
Boris went for a different look
woozle
lol
camjay14
LOL! I agree. It almost looks AI made. But nope he chose that.
woozle
"hey, barber, make me looking like a fucking idiot." Barber: "I got u fam"
camjay14
And the barber was blind. Also had only 1 hand. And well he wasnt a barber either. Cocaine is a hell of drug.
m4uboy
not needing a decent haircut is the point.
justfiguredoutimc4azyanddumbb
Greetings friend EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
Koztericard
You can in Estonia.
justfiguredoutimc4azyanddumbb
In Soviet Estonia mirrors look at you
BigBidiza
Or in the US, looking at a certain president.
justfiguredoutimc4azyanddumbb
Do they still make spray on hair? Silly people. Lies are lies just wax yourself. Smooooooth it allll out.
cousteau
*cough*UK*cough*
datphone777365
Yep.
Betterbecauseofthem
Jesus Christ that's a terrible hairstyle
Mithi
I wouldn't even consider it a hairSTYLE.
ReturnWinchester
More of a hairDISASTER
redsmerf
Temu Joe Exotic
SneakyGaryTheSerialHorseDrowner
Joe Mundane
InfocalypseRising
Wolf King (apparently wolves are the national animal of Estonia)
SirMisterDudeBroPhD
Joe Local
putcleverusernamehere
And who knew there was a cheaper version
ProbablyNotMegatron
Fuck me did they sanction the barbers too?
woozle
lol
TexasBornTexasBread
Joe Dirt masquerading as Joe Exotic lol
Jewdakris
That's Diertay
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
Simple Jack Exotic.
ihopethisusernamewillbelongenoughsopeoplewillnoticeme
captdiscommfort
Under rated comment. You should win the internet today
SilentScreamsX
Pretty sure Joe Exotic is the Temu Joe Exotic.
leechdemon
Then WTH is THIS shit?!
Aardvarkmaneater
Joe Exotic is Temu Steve Irwin.
xavierjmole
I’ve heard him called Steve Irwin’s Wario
datphone777365
You keep that lovely mans name out ya dirty whore prehensile tongued mouth if ya gona compare someone to trash in cowboy boots!
trainwreckmooncake
He wishes.
LilyBellGiantess
He can't even get his barber not to choose violence.
cytherians
I think he hires a surreal sculptor to do his hair.
"Barber? No, I don't believe in them. I need to be different." 🤨🤔🤪
AshesVonDust
JFC this comment made me wheeeeeeze
johneventually1
TheMellowMoron
BerryButcher
It looks like a wing though, look by the ear it's not even attached, it's just sitting on top of his head like a hat
DangerBaer
neallo
COTD - comment of the day.
thundermoe79
Fun fact, he’s actually really bald and he gets his wigs from the Lego catalog!
Itslukus
Whyd you destroy him like that for, what'd he do to you for that kind of assult on his personhood?
TheMightyMollusk
Yeah, poor Lego Dude doesn't deserve this comparison.
HandoB4Javert
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
HAHAHAHA!!!!