Volunteer Paramedic. Office day-time job. No IG, ain't doing it for me. Austria based, German speaking. Some Brazilian sprinkled on top. Likes snoots, loves booping, adores booping snoots.
Volunteer Paramedic. Office day-time job. No IG, ain't doing it for me. Austria based, German speaking. Some Brazilian sprinkled on top. Likes snoots, loves booping, adores booping snoots.
I'm going to Uber Extra Turbo Buttrape Hell for this.
Not gonna lie. I was rooting for him to be launched in a cartoonish fashion, full aware of the massive trauma that'd do to him.
Ahh.. beautiful. I'll send this to the woman I am in love with cause she's on her period with cramps and won't come over tonight. ☹️
It bears my 29th birthday on it. And the abominal grammar is the least despicable thing in this text.
Looks like she is just about done with your shit. But pretty!
That's the laugh of a dad knowing he raised his son well.
@1 I wonder if kitchen gun cleans my dirty, dirty mind.. *cocks gun* ?*guns cock* ?
Did anyone else instantly go like "Shia Labeouf."
The first part I felt with and the end I just felt..
Gayyyyyyy
With all the shit going on no one blames you for wanting to get TF off this rock.
Yeah that doesn't always work this nicely. It is a blast to drive an ambulance through it though ?
Sneeze in her face when you see her for the last time, conveniently holding a box in both hands.
Send it to me. Do iiiiit :)
Derp.
Bapedibuppi, pomodoro i pesto.
19 and 20 got me LOLing hard.
I just now realized, that I, a Viennese resident, in German am referred to as a "Wiener" and coincidentally, my penis is extra long.
They gon be lynching that first crashed mofo.
Thank goodness it's without sound. That squeaking would give me nightmares.
Halfway through I expected a story about a Bad Dragon toy.
Super Uschi, super Muschi, super Sushi - supergeil.
But why.
Bah, Humbug! I had that with 28 already.
Oh good, I thought I was going deaf.
I feel you my dawg/dawgette. Quetiapin is my drug of choice :)
I feel like making an account just to subscribe to him :D
Mo' nica.