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checkcheckheyhey1212
Ok this is the point where we just don't meet
mako275
People will soon find out who is the favorite child.
iancarry
its okay .. they can lock few of the children in the cellar... for safety reasons
DarknessOfIce
Nah, the others just have to stay in the basement.
Hovencloof
The Von Trapps had a total of ten children. The film was full of inaccurate information about them.
DanieC012
?? thanks I needed this laugh today!!
Ploty
For some of you :Austria, not Australia
wppg
Is not the same??
FailedCrate
Considering Austrias history, the right arm of that figure is spot on.
baldbear
Gnagangna!
rdmguy
whoneedsanoriginalname
Austria huh? Put anotha shrimp on the barbay
ParanoydAndroid
The trick is to yeet the eldest, as they're probably the one you've screwed up the most.
dolphindreamsandsatan
Wait - not the dog!!
infernopg
I laughed, but on a factual note. This is only in regards to people not living in the same household.
yakusokuN8
For my area, which has a Stay in Place Order: "Nothing in this Order prohibits the gathering of members of a household or living unit."
UncleBiscuits
Coming from a family of 11 siblings, I guess we can call off our family Austria trip.
blablablabla001
Oh wow!
qu1cks1lver56
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iamnotimportant
But how are we going to do the barbie mate?
SeymouraButts
I would guess most Austrians have a more practical 2-3 children.
BarrackHusseinIslamabama
Fritzl is furious
Exevium
I want to do that and there's only 3 of us
baldbear
Some people are never satisfied...
Hanska01
In the US, they’re telling us to avoid gatherings of 10+. I wonder why they recommendations aren’t the same.
RackhamTheRed
You're save when you're only 9 ppl. The virus had to sign a deposition
Noksus
Some countries take more drastic action faster to avoid having massive spread.
Noob3rts
Time to send this to all my Austrian friends.
stmohl
Send it to me. Do iiiiit :)
nosebleedcremebrulee
none ?
Noob3rts
(1) I sent it to 5 of them. One responded "It is true, we aren't allowed to go outside too, except of buying food or work. Playgrounds are
Noob3rts
(2) closed, the police is checking people and asking what they are doing." Yikes.
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Frothington
I'm sure the dog will be happy having someone sleep in the doghouse with them.
wppg
Lol..
LegMonster
suiseiseki
Oh what I would have given to be allowed to sleep in at least the doghouse as a child.
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
Dogging house
tytrim89
Jokes on you, the dogs count as part of my 5
punkininstigator
But I don’t know 4!
felixbjohansson361
If I remember correctly dogs are immune to Corona.
tytrim89
It's on again off again if they are, some doc in HK just said he hot a positive test from one last week
sumosapiens
I am from Austria and this is common practice.. Even without corona.. Participants usually wear lederhosen
EmCeeMiNacion
“How do you say bye to your hosen?”
limonchiki
Für die meisten Wiener lieg unsozial sein eh in der Natur :D
CaptainThePirate
Ahh good ol’ babayeetemheising. I miss Austria.
Dwallin
can confirm, its a weekly event.
RayloKen
"Leader hos, in" happens quite frequently at the nearby brothel
Pigswithstripes
Austrian here. So that's why we "lost" my youngest sister several times when we were children.
laisametschbaetzlaondsoidawirschd
I heard the surplus is simply storend in the cellar.
sumosapiens
Ok that was too much
fowly
As an Austrian:
TodayIsSlapANaziDay
We have to have separate rooms in our cellar dungeons for every 5 people, tho
NotACanadian
Oh shit, fam. Austria's got a pretty fucked up history.
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sumosapiens
It is also known as Kinderweitwurf
BWorking
'children throwing', nice lol
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Nice! ?