I was born on a pirate ship off the coast of Peru, where I was given a traditional Aztec upbringing during which I excelled in the arts and sciences. At age seven my parents accidentally killed each other in a freak fencing accident, and I left the tribe for Omaha, where I trained under the legendary Vin Diesel. At age eighteen, after a failed Fear Factor audition, I set out for a berry plantation roughly 4 kilometers south of Albuquerque. I currently reside in San Diego where I lace street drugs with powerful toxins and redistribute them to school children and pregnant celebrities. I'm allergic to most brands of khakis. And neckties are nothing but atrophied napkins you know.
Baron Harkonnen lives. Sort of.
My best girl.
There's a reason I don't live in Georgia anymore. 43 happy, happy years in Nevada, where we couldn't be more politically different.
Ah, you mean Greasy Rat.
Spend time with him every day now. He's 92 and I'm happy to have him near.
My father just turned 92 last month. This is him not long after the Air Corps and the Army split.
My father just turned 92 last month. This is him not long after the Air Corps and the Army split.
That's the most awesome quilt I've seen in many years. And I come from a culture that really does do quilting.
YEah, you qualify. But you may now have Hansen's Disease (leprosy). Armadillos sometimes carry it.
Listen to nolanurse. Play it cool, get it in print or email, get your resume in order and pull the trigger on these incipient murderers.
Well, let's work through that. What color is your blood?
Whip out your Video Toaster and favorite mod file tracker and rock out.
No, the issuance of goblins and the blood of dwarves.
I suspect neither of those.
Fun fact: The TIMET foundry in Henderson, NV, just SE of Las Vegas, is the only western source for the titanium metals used in the SR-71.
Heh. I know that place. Been in it.
Look up the Sedan Crater. Go to it on Google Earth. You can see it from space.
Years ago, I ran boats for the Army in Panama. I saw one snatch a sloth off the side of a tree. She kicked her baby loose and we rescued.
There are dozens of wild varieties. The ones you see now in stores are the SECOND cultivar. The first were wiped out by Panama Disease.
Cost, hell, what does it weigh? Assuming you plan to go places to observe, which is what most folks without a pier mount do.
Fun fact: This John Kelly was the SECOND John Kelly to win the MoH. The other was awarded one for action in WWI.
You'll be wanting the longer strike plate to use those 3" screws with, too. Spreads out the stresses making it much harder to kick.
I wonder what that makes me? I remember before there was a Big Mac, or even inside seating.
My werfer is flammen for YOU, baby.
Ever notice how they remind one of tardigrades?
Flowers for Algernon.
How applesauce is made.
I'll take the Morgan in shot #3, please.
Well, the community has a door . . .