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24262 pts ยท January 23, 2011


I was born on a pirate ship off the coast of Peru, where I was given a traditional Aztec upbringing during which I excelled in the arts and sciences. At age seven my parents accidentally killed each other in a freak fencing accident, and I left the tribe for Omaha, where I trained under the legendary Vin Diesel. At age eighteen, after a failed Fear Factor audition, I set out for a berry plantation roughly 4 kilometers south of Albuquerque. I currently reside in San Diego where I lace street drugs with powerful toxins and redistribute them to school children and pregnant celebrities. I'm allergic to most brands of khakis. And neckties are nothing but atrophied napkins you know.

Baron Harkonnen lives. Sort of.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My best girl.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

There's a reason I don't live in Georgia anymore. 43 happy, happy years in Nevada, where we couldn't be more politically different.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah, you mean Greasy Rat.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spend time with him every day now. He's 92 and I'm happy to have him near.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My father just turned 92 last month. This is him not long after the Air Corps and the Army split.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My father just turned 92 last month. This is him not long after the Air Corps and the Army split.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's the most awesome quilt I've seen in many years. And I come from a culture that really does do quilting.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

YEah, you qualify. But you may now have Hansen's Disease (leprosy). Armadillos sometimes carry it.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Listen to nolanurse. Play it cool, get it in print or email, get your resume in order and pull the trigger on these incipient murderers.

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Well, let's work through that. What color is your blood?

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Whip out your Video Toaster and favorite mod file tracker and rock out.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, the issuance of goblins and the blood of dwarves.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I suspect neither of those.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: The TIMET foundry in Henderson, NV, just SE of Las Vegas, is the only western source for the titanium metals used in the SR-71.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Heh. I know that place. Been in it.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Look up the Sedan Crater. Go to it on Google Earth. You can see it from space.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Years ago, I ran boats for the Army in Panama. I saw one snatch a sloth off the side of a tree. She kicked her baby loose and we rescued.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are dozens of wild varieties. The ones you see now in stores are the SECOND cultivar. The first were wiped out by Panama Disease.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cost, hell, what does it weigh? Assuming you plan to go places to observe, which is what most folks without a pier mount do.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: This John Kelly was the SECOND John Kelly to win the MoH. The other was awarded one for action in WWI.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You'll be wanting the longer strike plate to use those 3" screws with, too. Spreads out the stresses making it much harder to kick.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder what that makes me? I remember before there was a Big Mac, or even inside seating.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My werfer is flammen for YOU, baby.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ever notice how they remind one of tardigrades?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Flowers for Algernon.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How applesauce is made.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll take the Morgan in shot #3, please.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, the community has a door . . .

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3