squiretim

8 pts ยท January 11, 2014


Stuff like this happens all the time in the non-physical realms.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Death.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God and His angels have heard it all, every sin you've ever committed.

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We're gonna need more than two priests, let's be realistic here.

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Remember, this cat has impulses, God fulfills them. Watch it move, watch God in action.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're looking at a pro conscious awakening midwife. I could deliver this Baby anywhere!

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It's all relevant. At the biggest time we were expecting some to glorify our God, alas, all you're good at is killing God's babies and lying

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shouldn't have left it til the last minute.

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Everyone needs a hug sometimes. Other times they need a good spanking.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God's amazing universe.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

A massage is different to a good f*cking shake-up.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A Divine fire that no one can put out. You wouldn't wanna try.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True

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Angels are awesome.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Very true.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Instant karma.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hair raising!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it's a shit country alright.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God does that. Not the dog.

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That's what gaurdian angels are for.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"and I started the whole world laughing..."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bad dog.

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Yeah, that's right. Keep em alive.

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That'll be me in New York soon enough. My speech is gonna be about God. And sin.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've a sad story. You're gonna love the tears it produces. Most of you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait til you see what evil does with you. Better not flinch.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Makes you think where you're at. You know, consciously. In the universe. Maybe it means sleepless nights for hedge fund managers? Or death?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But pigs smell different?

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The story about Lions is for more than just kids and adult humans. It's for all conscious beings throughout the universe. No kidding.

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Good dog.

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