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61055 pts · April 8, 2012


Need to make sure they understand exactly why you left

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think The Man in the High Castle is in there somewhere.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Weirdly, she doesn’t even sound drunk.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This might sound crazy but why don’t they just schedule in the meal breaks? People work better when they are a little less tired and hungry.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Squirrels like to eat the giant toenail trimmings.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It wasn’t a leg, it was a Major Award.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I admit, I said that “your English is amazing” thing to two girls I met at Yosemite, thinking they were both Japanese tourists, misunderstanding, but realizing upon reflection, one of them had said she was from San Francisco. Hence her looking at me with exasperation.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would never have figured it out. But now that you explained, I think it may be a coot.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some species from remote habitats like this may never gave had a population of 10,000. But you are generally correct.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s fun, there’s ample space, and none of that TSA nonsense.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok but Thousand Oaks, CA should really not be grouped with Oxnard/Ventura, CA.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I tried to make this; it did not work. I don’t know why. I tried 2 times. (Maybe my notches were too big?)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately, avoiding humans is not a successful way to avoid extinction, as humans cause many species to become extinct before they can even be scientifically described.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

IKR if I put pieces of paper in my lint trap I think I would have a heck of a time trying to fish them out again.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I fail to see a difference in meaning between “group creating the most violence” and “most violent group”.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

If only there was a place in the house designed for capturing moisture when cleansing things with water.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A Haiku

He hath hat, that cat.
Good Sir Cat, a hat hath he.
He hath hat! Huzzah!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Weirdly, I think they planted it in an attempt to control erosion. But I agree, it’s horrible and doesn’t belong here. Snails seem to love it.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sorry, it glitched my comment submission. That photo just seems way older than 1985.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There’s a This American Life episode where a black guy talks about how his favorite childhood toy was the General Lee car from Dukes of Hazard. You’re forgiven, and so is he.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is the one about equal and opposite reaction?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it was a Gremlin.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it was a Gremlin.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sigh *unzips*

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even if say the reason someone wants an abortion is ‘I don’t want to ruin my figure’, isn’t that a pretty good indication that they would not make a suitable parent?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s difficult to measure because it was hidden in the medical records under other terms but a case can be made that complications from self-administered or back-alley abortions were the leading cause of death for women of child bearing age, prior to Roe v. Wade.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s not just anti-homeless. It’s also anti-sitting right next to a loved one.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It shouldn’t have been created where it is. It should have been in Europe, but no one wanted to give up any land.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0