spaceisneat

4654 pts · April 14, 2015


Gotta get my funnies somewhere. Might as well head to the dump!

My girl Moxxi also loved Watermelon. Today would have been her birthday. Please give Darwin an extra piece and some rib pats from us ❤️

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I tore my rotator cuff watching this.

11 months ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

*Top Secret. Autocorrect issue?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love herrrrrr

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love being held hostage to a man-baby's ego. This will end great for us I'm sure. Didn't vote for him, yet get to pay the price. F*CK, America.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How awful

1 year ago | Likes 202 Dislikes 0

I AM THE SSSSSTRAW

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're common on charcuterie boards, often included with the little pearl onions. Sounds like you just found your party niche. YOU can be the pickle provider!

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Stone cold fox

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Step 1....something something. Step 2, finish the owl.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Jesus.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For once, I'd really love to be able to say "why, BOTH of them"... Or perhaps"All of them!" Today is not that day. A girl can dream.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're also great for kiwis

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like he needs to pull up those bootstraps and hit the pavement. Just get another job and lay off the avocado toast for a while. Simple stuff. NEXT!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How about just because women are people too?

2 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

OW. OW. OW. OW....

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want to be held like that too

2 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Also, don't use a porous wooden bowl for your raw eggs! Come on!

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Dementia would imply that they lost something they once had. These folks are playing with a full deck to begin with

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...jazzy riot?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or better yet, don't MAKE ME do anything. They know what I owe, so just tell me, dudes. Why make me meet some arbitrary deadline to guess what that magic number is, and yet you don't collect from the richest. What a joke.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My guess is because the pay and hours already suck. Yes, this is the ideal that I think most of us support, but the time required to offer this kind of support is a lot and I suspect many are worn ragged as it is. PAY TEACHERS WHAT THEY'RE WORTH!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I definitely heard that in Ralph Wiggum's voice

2 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

God, I miss them.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

It'd be a good start. Time to redistribute the funds.

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 5

You replayed it many times too, huh?

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0