To be those eggs…

Apr 26, 2024 10:27 PM

zoraniko

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always support the bottom

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wooden bowl. Hello 1850

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is why I love induction stoves, so easy to wipe clean whilst cooking.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can you clean the salmonella from a wooden bowl?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Worst bowl for the purpose.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

if only they had two hands

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Somebody needs to use two fookin hands

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Guessing by those nails, this person doesn't work with their hands much.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have to imagine it was those nails that had a hand in this problem.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

“Damn it” isn’t so bad

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's a shit bowl to use in the kitchen, or for anything remotely practical. It's clearly decorative. Why the hell would you use it as an appliance?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe trimmed all the nails

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Unfertilized

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this one of them informercial people?

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Even before they dropped it I was thinking "you can fuck right off with that bowl."

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Egg drop soup bowl . . .

2 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

I haven't seen anyone in the comments mention it yet, but I think the real cause of this mishap is the fake nails. The fingers behind the bowl can't get enough grip because the nails prevent the finger pads from applying sufficient force and friction.

Fake nails will cause people to use their hands in anti-ergonomic ways, because they limit the natural mechanisms of the hand. This used to be a status symbol which advertised "I don't do work", but now it has been adopted by the working class. 💅

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

ew….whisking eggs in a wooden bowl that should be for some dry stuff or perhaps fruit?!!! I guess that’s the best looking dish she has, she can’t film some crappy dented white ceramic bowl!

2 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 3

also that frying pan is awfully scrubbed

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

If your ceramic bowls have dents, please share the brand so I can buy some because holy shit that level of craftsmanship is amazing and should be rewarded.

(The joke is that ceramics should break, not dent, therefore it's either a mystically good ceramic, or it's made with dents)

2 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

I dented a glass once, it's at my parent's house.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's the salmonella bowl.

2 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Those are chicken eggs, not salmon eggs

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No they’re talking about a bowl of sativa. It’s hard to spell.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Makes sense, cuz those eggs are definitely not indapan.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Who beats eggs in a wooden bowl?

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

an egghead

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that what you call an egg plant?

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

That went exactly how I wanted it too.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ah yes. I, too, whisk my eggs in a wooden tractor tire bowl 🙄

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I have that same bowl! ...But I use mine for peanuts

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

The weed-users have their paraphernalia, the alcohol imbibers have theirs. If you look down on the first, but not on this, then you may have a problem.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I snorted.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Also, don't use a porous wooden bowl for your raw eggs! Come on!

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

The 'don't use wood for eggs or meat' thing has been debunked, the 'porous' nature of wood doesn't encourage bacteria growth. That's still an awful bowl for the purpose, not just from the shape (clearly terrible for this purpose) but also because it doesn't look like it was designed to be food safe.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 148 Dislikes 1

v

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

LOL this is brilliant

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I’d imagine that odd shaped bowl is a pain to clean even without the clumsy drop.

2 years ago | Likes 805 Dislikes 7

The outside, perhaps?
Inside you just soap suds it up and scrub and rinse.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're a pain to clean. (Sorry)

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My old roommate used to drop stuff all the time. I can't even count how many time a full glass of water would just slip outta his hand and hit the ground with an explosion of whatever he had been drinking. Since then If I'm ever gonna get another roommate mate they'll be young rather than old.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But look how artisan it is

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a fucking decorative bowl! (Screams in food safety)

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

This actually a recipe for egg battered bowl. it's a favorite among the Georgia beaver population. I recognize that hand. It's the Savannah Nana (masked vigilante), cookin up some dinner for the wildlife.

2 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

It's got nothing to do with nails. This is clearly a chip bowl or similar being used incorrectly. When cooking you want something with a flat or flared sidewall, nothing that curves inward. If you think it'll make a mess you need a taller bowl. Don't downplay the person, downplay the equipment so others can learn

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep! Looks more like a salad bowl.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just put it in the dishwasher

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

I just don't understand using a wood bowl for raw egg

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Nothing like putting raw egg in a porous bowl that isn't dishwasher safe.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Is this not a decorative bowl? I would rather throw my keys in it than scramble eggs...

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

It looks decorative to me too!! Like...maybe all the mixing bowls were dirty so they grabbed the next best thing

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I use wood bowls for dry snacks, sometimes a salad, though the shape of that bowl isn't what I would use

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have the same/similar model of range. EVERYTHING about that will be a pain to clean, including taking three heavy grates off, waking them and finding a place to dry them. Don't get that stove.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have a similar one. It’s not the easiest thing to clean but I don’t make mistakes like the one in the video either. I also have a big kitchen table that works perfectly to hold the grates while i dry them, so it works out. Id hate them in a small kitchen though.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do they sleep often or do they need to be alert when in use or why is waking them an issue?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just realized I think I have the same. The controls certainly look like the one I have. I have the hardest time getting the surface clean :(

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah wood is generally not dishwasher safe either

2 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 0

I dunno if it's overkill but I was always taught to not use wood for foods likely to contain pathogens - raw eggs, raw meat, etc

2 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 4

Yeah, that's a myth. The thought was the porous nature of wood would give bacteria places to "hide" and multiply. But wood has slight anti-bacterial properties that means any bacteria that you missed when washing (which you, of course, should do, warm water and soap) does not survive to multiply. In fact, plastic can be worse as the nicks your knife makes do "hide" bacteria that multiply, and hand washing might not get to them.

2 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 3

But it can trap food particles and start to smell terrible.

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

I've had the same wooden cutting board for over 5 years now. It's never smelled because I wash it every time and refinish it occasionally (with a food safe Butcher block blend).

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1