sookie

3370 pts · February 22, 2011


One time in Kindergarten I pooped my pants. Everyone was all "WHEW WHAT SMELLS?!" and i'm all "I DON'T KNOW YOU GUYS"

Someone’s never eaten brisket!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

still blows my mind that people take videos that the sound is essential to an remove it to make a gif and post here.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Where are you from, Indiana? Go home dude, you’re drunk.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always smoke brisket over 200 internal.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Take a seat coach, i got this. I would have cooked at a higher temp (275, personally) but you pulled it at the right temp.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why post things on imgur that require sound? Like, you take the necessary element of sound out of this and make it a gif... why???

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

I spent the last 3 years working for 7-11 in a high wage town (Portland, OR). Ask those franchisees how minimum wage is affecting their biz

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If that were the case none of us would be able to afford to eat fast food

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 9

Your parents don't love you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Too* you fucking faggot

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What did you even say

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pours*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck you

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Like your mother

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

your mom is a whore

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

stfu

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

No "IP Freely"? not a good list.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

not well. none of these finished higher than 22nd out of 26 teams. texas style, but competed in a NW-based competition.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

wherever people will let me, frankly. find me on instagram; @q.pdx

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bless your heart.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey I've heard of that place. I lived there for 26 years.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Portland, OR. And ya, probably.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i always riskit for the brisket.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

he looks like an a somewhat satisfied transexual.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

those pictures look better than it tastes, right? (I know from experience).

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

you should un-fuck your principles. don't fuck with other people.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

because that's easy to see when driving at any reasonable or unreasonable speed limit whilst paying attention to the road

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i think if you're in your 20's, filling water balloons and calling them your girlfriend then you're hypermormon

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

it wasn't?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0