solonelcanders

3137 pts ยท August 28, 2015


I came for the fried chicken. You got a wet wipe chica? I've got a greasy cheese smell emitting from the crevice of my bargain bucket groin and could do with savouring it. LET'S GET PHYSICAL Rub me up the wrong way? Pleasing. Introductions aside chica, I've been told I look like babe from babe pig in the city but I don't have the same reputation if you know what I mean ;) DON'T YOU WANT ME CHICA? Mid to late 20s male, I'm a binary, transcendent millennial British wannabe porn star with thick fingers. Not really chica. Massive alcoholic. YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND CHICA RIGHT ROUND My favourite cereal is Sugar. If I could be any animal I would be a Peshwari Naan. Ever wondered how ginger Damien Lewis' pubes are? RELAX DON'T DO IT, WHEN YOU WANT TO GET TO IT Never been messaged on this site but I'm not sad about it. You get me chica? If we ever get married you may refer to me as one of the following names which include but are not limited to; Colonel Kingsnake Labia Licker Butch Cassidy & The Cumdance Milf Premiere Inn Prince Prick Tickler Smegan Fux Sir Dixalot Clit Eastwood Sister Fister The Bum Armed Bandit Italian BMT (Big Meaty Treat) Mud Path Maestro Fanny Fuckhouse I'll put anything you message me in here. If you fancy it. Don't believe me? Try me boys :)

That chicken didn't seem impressed.

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Bird Up!

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Probably the most brutal film I've seen. And I've watched Scum (1979)!

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The ultimate game of The Floor Is Lava! I'd love that shit as a kid. Fuck it, I'd love it now!

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Member when marriage was only between a man and a woman?

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Listen to 'Engine 45' by The Ghost Inside

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They'll be back. Warped 2017.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As his nephew I can confirm.

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Who would have leaked such a secret?

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Best give her a Snickers then.

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What the fuck is that? A bear?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Roses are dead, violets are dead...I'm shit at gardening.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's so kind of her to do something like this.

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No one fucks like Gaston.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Savage

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HARAMBE WAS AN INSIDE JOB

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Hey OP...do you do cocaine? (Username)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did. You the real OP.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your username is still my favourite and the best I've ever seen on here.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@ThisIsGerbilReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's a paw joke.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Feeling good on a Wednesday!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To me.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

*tips fedora. "m'lady"

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Whelming

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