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1. Karl Denke The Cannibal
Karl Denke worked as an organ player at the local church and was well-liked in his community. He was most well known for the assistance he gave beggars, vagrants and weary travelers and was such an outstanding citizen he was known as Papa Denke. He was also a ritualistic cannibal who killed approximately forty people, pickled their flesh and sold it as pork at the local market.
In December 1924, a coachman heard cries for help which seemed to come from Denke's flat. He rushed to help... and found a young man staggering along the corridor, blood streaming from his open scalp. Before he fell unconscious on the floor, he blurted out that "Papa" Denke had attacked him with an axe. Later, covered in blood he ran into the local police station and told the officers that it was Karl Denke, who tried to kill him with a pickaxe. Not Papa Denke! That's impossible! The policemen could not believe the vagabond since Karl Denke was the beloved Papa everyone knew and loved. However a doctor confirmed that he must have been attacked so they had to follow protocol and arrest Denke. Denke committed suicide by hanging himself in his cell with a handkerchief in 1924.
On Christmas Eve, after turning over the corpse to Denkes relatives, the police went to his apartment to secure the property of the suicide victim. Not really expecting anything exciting from the exemplary citizen, they almost had a heart attack by what they saw next. They found several containers filled with pickled human flesh, an apparatus for making soap, and human bones prepared for processing. On the walls were hanging dozens of belts, suspenders, and shoelaces made from human skin. The closet was filled with blood stained clothing and on the table were various documents and receipts with the names of people that had been released from prisons and hospitals. There is an entire official list of body parts and pieces that were found, but one of the weirdest things was his dental collection with 351 teeth that he kept in money bags and Salt and Pepper tins. Testing of the pickled flesh performed confirmed that it was indeed human. Ultimately, the police were able to identify 20 victims of the cannibal. It is believed, however, that Karl Denke killed, cut up, pickled, and processed more than 40 people.
2. H.H Holmes
H.H Holmes was the alias of one of Americas first serial killers. He bought an enormous Chicago pharmacy and turned it into an elaborate maze of death traps in 1893. Also known as the Beast of Chicago, he began his life of crime with frauds and scams. As a medical student he would steal corpses and make false insurance claims. When he moved to Chicago in 1886, the owner of the pharmacy mysteriously disappeared and he built an elaborate house of horrors known as the Murder Castle above the pharmacy with small torture rooms. He had sound proof gas chambers, rooms where he would hang people, bank vaults where he could suffocate victims, and brick rooms where he would leave people for days to die of hunger and thirst. Once he had killed his victim he would send the body down to the basement in an elevator to either burn or dissect it and sell the skeleton to medical schools.
During the 1893 World Fair, Holmes opened up his house as a hotel for tourists. Some of his guests did not survive although no one knows the total number who disappeared. Many of them were women that he seduced or promised a job. He continued to do insurance scams on the side but was betrayed by one of his buddies that he refused to pay. Holmes killed him and 3 of his children before he was finally caught by police. It is estimated that he killed between 20-100 victims, surpassing Ted Bundy and John Wayne Gacy, although the exact number is not known. He was sentenced and hanged in 1896.
3. Carl Panzram
Carl Panzram was a 6 foot, tattooed serial killer, rapist, arsonist, and burglar. He admitted to 21 murders and more than 1,000 rapes of young boys and men. In his autobiography he wrote in prison he said that for all of my crimes, I am not the least bit sorry, I hate the whole damned human race including myself. When he was just 12 years old, he went to a notorious reform school called Red Wing, where he and the other boys were punished by the staff with beatings and torture.
After graduating he would travel across the country by sneaking on trains, burning and burglarizing buildings and raping countless young men and boys. He was in and out of jail but finally escaped and went to New York where he committed his first murders. After robbing the home of Willam Howard Taft, the future President, he was able to buy a yacht with the money. He would hire sailors to work on the yacht, get them drunk, rape them then shoot them and toss their bodies into the sea.
When the yacht finally sank from neglect, he snuck on a ship to Angola, Africa where he hired guides for a crocodile hunting expedition. As their canoe went down the river he shot them one by one before feeding their corpses to the crocodiles. Back in the US he murdered more young boys and was finally caught again. He was sentenced to death by hanging in 1930 after killing even more people in prison. When the executioner asked if he had any last words he yelled: "hurry up you Hoosier bastard... I could kill a dozen men while you're fooling around!"
If you want some more stories like these, check out the video it's pretty cool! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgOvg-Hy7Lk
Dog Tax
Louie is still unsure if he's really a good boy.
MegaAlakazam
Forgot Ted Cruz
tina800
I was about to go to sleep.....oh well, I brought this upon myself.
CapnCAPSLOCK
Regarding H. H. Holmes, “The Devil in the White City” is a great read and excellent historical fiction.
Morty86NL
Hi Louie
CuteSpitoon
Karl, real great guy, cept he he sold flesh as pig meat...
fvckyes
I WISH I COULD SURF THE INTERNET WITHOUT STUMBLING UPON A PICTURE OF A SEVERED HEAD IN A JAR. Post a warning, and don't make it a thumbnail.
thehumbug
[citations needed]
PandaPlop
Louie is scared of your stories. Please comfort him.
ivdok
You won't live long enough to suffer much.
mechanicalchaos
The Carl Panzram story is extremely interesting. His psychology is a bit unique and up until his last days he was abused and tortured.
killjillthegreat
Well, he was treated better towards the end, thanks to Henry Lesser. Check out the documentary on Netflix, it's a fascinating story!
PerturbedBadger
Louie is definitely a good boy, go tell him now
IPoopAfterDrinkingCoffee
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aubau
your username is relatable.
SpikeSpiegeil
that dog doesn't look like a sadistic serial killer to me. but, as you know, looks can be deceiving.
tootalltom
The cannibal was an organ player? That's just too easy...
LunaChic
I was thinking the same thing.
formerfye
I know! The opening sentence was a dad joke!
bbbldr8
H.h. Holmes bought the bank vault on credit then after his "castle" was built around it he refused to pay for it he said the Bank could 1/2
bbbldr8
Take it back whenever they wanted, but if they damaged his house he would sue them for all they had, they let him keep it. 2/2
hooktail419
Did you learn that from Last Podcast on the Left?
FreekoftheHood
God damned brilliant.
Sahil04
Albert Fish.
Irregulararity
So the Saw movies ripped off this serial killer?
lyricallove
So, I didn't read these, because I like what sanity I have, but I actually stopped watching Saw after the 3rd one. That messed me up.
Onzid
"ripped off" hehe
tjnohooker
American Horror Story: Hotel was loosely based on Holmes.
elenaschumakoff
The main character of American Horror Story: Hotel is H.H. Holmes. Highly recommend.
killjillthegreat
Well, based on him at least.
Synthezorth
You should Look up Albert Fish, John Wanye Gacy, Peter Kurten and a women who dwarfs the most sadistic people in history. Delphine LaLaurie
ChefCodyWithThePot
More you slut
itsfurysfury
Reads the title, checked my calendar then nods eagerly. yeah just in time for my bi-weekly serial killer readathon
PrairieNightSky
Anyone else notice the mouse in the second picture?
norill
it's called a cursor or a mouse pointer, not a mouse
Syng420
In the third picture too.
darianrebecca
There was a documentary on Carl Panzam on Netflix for a while. I can't for the life of me remember the title. Honestly might have just been
killjillthegreat
It is! Carl Panzram: The Spirit of Hatred and Vengeance. And if you can find the book that has all his writings, it's a fascinating read!
darianrebecca
His name.
Irreal
So, what crimes has Louie comitted?
megaepicllama
I don't know, but I bet they were pretty ruff.
solonelcanders
That's a paw joke.
JARKB
H. H. Holmes had a hotel not a pharmacy...
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
Could be wrong, but I think it was both. Pharmacy on the ground floor, 2 or 3 floors of hotel rooms above. Too bad it burned to the ground..
Pishaw
You're correct. Holmes came to own a pharmacy/drugstore after his employer died of 'natural' causes and his wife disappeared.
Pishaw
In 1888 he purchased the lot across from the pharmacy and then built the murder castle. There's a documentary on Netflix on Holmes.
Pishaw
Last thing I swear! He did have a pharmacy and a few other small shops on the ground level of the castle.
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
Fascinating. I know his story from Mysteries at the Museum, if you're familiar with the show. I'll have to check out the documentary. (1/2)
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
(2/2) Wouldn't happen to remember the title of it, would you?
DeltaDemigod
There's a good doc on Netflix called H. H. Holmes: Americas First Serial Killer. Tony Jay is the narrator. Very intriguing and chilling.
luciperi
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killjillthegreat
Directed by John Borowski, right? He also has documentaries about Panzram, Albert Fish, and people who collect Murderbelia.
757Spike
I'm really high and really paranoid, this was a bad choice.
nothighatall
I don't get it.
DickDraper
DENKE MEMES
Lulabel73
He's behind you!
Bluepolog
Were in the same boat should we create a circle
zshep
I'm hella high and I'm enjoying this. Take a deep breath and you'll be okay. Everything's good, friend. You're safe
Woodwose
Lolololo
DaleATuCuerpoAlegriaMacarena
Dood. Same.
WiscoGirl
I'm enjoying the support for you from fellow Imgurians telling you it's all good. Yay support! I hate it when I get paranoid
AThugThatNeedsAHug
Do some push ups
JoshuaMcarthur
HmmmThatsNice
i love it!
findingjewels
Me too!! It doesn't help that I have a scary movie on as background noise either.
bouron
userofthenet12
For the love of Talos, how is JPG animated? :O
PianoMan2112
This man needs kittens, stat!
Yerpaseestinks
Pishaw
PianoMan2112
Aww, that cat's so cute. Dude's so high he'll probably think colors are coming out of its paws or something, but it'll be a good distraction
Pishaw
Truthfully, I was gonna post the acid trip cat but couldn't find it. This one makes me happy.
florism
Stay calm dude, i got paranoid all the time smoking weed. Just go lock yourself in the bathroom, sit on the ground and think about 1/2
florism
Everything that could happen to you, and at every noise you here dont worry, probebly just someone you know? Or not, i dont know.
cryptothelea
The book "Devil in the White City" covers HH Holmes, and is an outstanding book about the World's Fair
zshep
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Lucky246
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bythunder
I read the book for HHHolmes, but the World's Fair part ending up being way more interesting than I anticipated.
obidya
I think theres also a series of movies about him, but I cant remember what they were called.
kdabosa
....!!!
BlueDsc
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fortheloveofsandwiches
leonardo dicaprio bought the film rights to the book too--he's slated to play holmes in the impending film
dalidrama
Scorsese is directing - I'm sure the budget will be nice
PainGwen
Seconded; this was a great book.
LikeIHadAChoice
I just read this in my American Urban History class. Then the professor gave us his confession to read in class for discussion. Not fun
morhaeg
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QueenAmy
Also a supernatural plot
BritishCanadianinTexas
Was looking for this comment.
toddscat
Thanks
YoWhatUpGlasgow
I'm gonna dot this, I've read about Holmes before and it's some story
Justineer
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AZVader
There is a documentary on Netflix about HH Holmes. Good watch.
DoctorOwly
Dot for name
canteven
What's the name
DamnLemonStealingWhore
A girl needs a name
attackfalcon
It's a decent documentary. I really think they can do better, but worth the watch.
MrBreakfastTaco
"H.H. Holmes: America's First Serial Killer"
doggos4lyf
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TheWizardsWife
It's one of the premises for American Horror Sorry Hotel
freakybender
Canadian Horror Sorry
attackfalcon
Fantastic book. I read it in 3 days. Compelling use of architecture and MURDER.
fvckyes
People always recommend it for the architecture, but I haven't read it b/c of murder. Is it like, scary? I'm a wimp.
attackfalcon
It's not "scary" per say, it is very graphic and historically accurate. Very well written.
cryptothelea
Unfortunately, Erik Larson's other books don't hold up as well.
attackfalcon
I concur. While they are good, you're right - they just don't hold up.
fvckyes
Thanks for the info. That would just give me unneccessary anxiety. Too bad I miss out on such a popular book, and I live in Chicago too.
attackfalcon
If you live in Chicago, here you go. http://www.weirdchicago.com/
attackfalcon
H.H. Holmes tour. :)
MrBreakfastTaco
One of Holmes' scams not mentioned here: after dissecting his victims, he would sell their bones to medical schools. Truely sick.
RICHARDJOKES
Its actually in the post haha
MrBreakfastTaco
I was pretty drunk. Must have glossed over that last sentence.
cryptothelea
I don't know why you're getting downvoted
MrBreakfastTaco
Spoilers?
Clydefrogger
Very well researched and well written. Dude was a straight up piece of shit. Coming to a theater near you. Director: Scorsese. Lead: Leo.
OrcSkinSuit
When was this confirmed? Last I read was that Leo bought the film rights when Tom Cruise gave them up.
Clydefrogger
http://variety.com/2015/film/news/leonardo-dicaprio-martin-scorsese-reunite-for-devil-in-the-white-city-1201567113/
OrcSkinSuit
I'm a little excited...
Clydefrogger
Me too. https://i.makeagif.com/media/9-02-2015/xto6ks.gif
cryptothelea
I'd pay to see that. Maybe better with Ballydoyle Cummerbund
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
Seriously???
5tril
http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/470289-scorsese-and-dicaprio-take-on-the-devil-in-the-white-city
hooktail419
He talked someone into faking their own death for insurance, then actually killed him. Then he took his kids, saying they had to identify 1/
hooktail419
2/? the body. He then killed the kids as well. All that was left of the Pietzel family was his wife and baby. Look up
hooktail419
The Last Podcast on the Left, it's a horror/ conspiracy podcast that covered him in a threw part series for their 200th episode. It's funny.
hooktail419
* three part series
KimchiQueen
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