solidgoldfunkmachine

10151 pts · December 16, 2011


I am reality.

I'd upvote this 100 times if I could. Jewish voices denouncing Israel for its crimes, and hijacking of the Jewish identity, are so important right now.

9 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Thank you for clarifying.

10 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

*man speaks in Asian*

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your mother in her "fun times"

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

RIP

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

There was a guy on a bit of it there.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Step inside

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A valid answer to the question: "what would you do if you had a time machine?"

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also Scottish. Battered haggis is another level though.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Gotta get that potassium

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Absolutely ruined me. I don't have the reserves to ever watch it again.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aye.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Statistically, you're more likely to encounter a tornado in the UK than anywhere else on the planet.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Fuck having crusty little bastards like that embedded in you.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

There it is. The funniest thing you'll ever say.

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

It's Glasgow. The junction of West Campbell st and Cadogan st. No idea what film though.

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I dropped about oversize load in your mum's i93 Boston tunnel.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Glad someone said it so I didn't have to Google it. It's uncanny.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why the fuck did I have to type that myself instead of just upvoting the comment that said it first?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're brain-dead, you got a fuckin bullet in your head.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Often sorted to swag. Interesting fact: TV criminals were often portrayed committing crimes of swan theft.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Ken" means "to know". "Disney" is a homophone for "disnae" which means "doesn't". Patsy knows it, Walt doesn't.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because they then give it away for free... Walloper

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Holy fuck. Forgot good that is.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As does Mel Brooks

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did that autocorrect from dick?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The CIA had a tight budget.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was actually an episode. Really scraping the barrel on that one.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maaamaaaaaaaa-ooooohooóooooohoooohoóoooooh

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0