smjpilot

340 pts ยท December 23, 2014


THAT'S SEXIST!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

They just velcro together to form a mega-diaper

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Do they have restraining orders against each other?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How many tankers burnt their dicks in a toaster, though?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No one ever does

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I ain't afraid of no goats

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

prostitution IS a rental service...

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

good doggo!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mutton/Beef mixture

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There's lots of fields to study in Iowa.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Vanellope von Schweetz from Wreck-it Ralph

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Moomy!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hammer of the gods, will drive our ships to new land.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There is a tweet from 7 Oct 2013 to Arianna Grande

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's not the Ken Bone you deserve; he's the Ken Bone you need.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now when people ask why my face is wet the answer is ExtremeVaginalSprayer

9 years ago | Likes 245 Dislikes 3

OR.... some shit disturbing prankster. With that sign shooing away customers, the crew is suddenly not as busy as usual. hmmmmm

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Presumably the manager. Presumably actually doing the crew work is beneath him or he doesn't actually know what the crew does.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What is this? A salad for ANTS?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

All the cool kids pee their pants

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think a Judge would rank higher than a Sergeant Major.... and inmate should be at the bottom

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who dat?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

OP is just a proud papa of his new mechanical keyboard

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reference borrowed from Full Metal Jacket (1987 movie)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean... blow, hand, AND rim????

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

RAPEseed

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0