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Cat tax. Xenon lives up to his name and doesn't react.
FP Edit: one day, two viral dumps. You guys are crazy.
TheMortiestMortyfromC137
Xenon... I like that...
mblizzle
Dickmonald's
renbrandt
Why so many duplicates :[
blackbenetavo
"whoa fuck"
fatmanandthrobbin
Haha, he who lives in a glass house shouldn't-... what in the literal f***
ImForcedToMakeMemesAgainstMyWill
I wanna know more about #3
EmeraldEsq
Lol. Amanda the fucking Panda, I love it.
33MORPHEUS99
"AMAZING" -Jesus
EatsBees
Upvote for royal gases
Bluetastic
Moomy.
jackinthegreen
Frosty the Pervert, all the kids he liked to watch. His dick did grow when he packed snow on his cold and icy crotch. No hat for you!
BISHPLEEASE
This somehow reminded me of this one, my favorite comic strip ever. LMAO.
tiger68
The poor guy who dropped his soap looks so sad.
Aubble
pennarsson
MandaloreIncognito
I never noticed until now that in the "sleep tite" comic, the poster even changes
saltemego
#3 (song starts) you got a friend in need. You got a friend in need. And I have to say one more thing...(song stops) theres a snek I'ma boot
DukeDarkwood
Those guys in #20 are pretty heartless.
WowMuchFuni
theeggmanANDthewalrus
Uh oh, who's taking this now?
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PartTimeMemeDealer9
That's exactly why I saved the meme lol. But you saved me a minute of my life so I appreciate it
DoomSkuller
Exactly what I was looking for
BrontTheGoodBoy
#10 "Thus with a Kiss, I die."
LEEEEROOOOYYYJEEEENNNKIIIINNNS
That’s some quality shit, right there.
AWildYetiHasAppeared
They dog one was sad but the Hershey bar made me laugh...then sad again
JimWest
Can you explain that one?
AWildYetiHasAppeared
It was sad they killed each other...and they died from eating chocolate....dogs can't eat chocolate
FutureRageComics
i know a lot of dogs who ate chocolate and were ok
saltemego
#23 there r theories that captain planet of what ever the shows called takes place after the magic School bus because those 5kids are from
saltemego
The magic School bus. They are the kids from the magic School bus I'm mean look at them. Do they look familiar.
saltemego
Look at #22
saltemego
No #20
ThatGuySev
Aw, I would prefer the $5 dog
OrkfaellerX
KrisL187
This made my day!
dazedNconfuzed
Re: #1 - Tribal leader killed in collapse of 2 story thatched hut. People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
DukeDarkwood
I'd complain that you didn't tell the full story, but it'd be like 20 comments if you did. My upvote is for the recognition.
GutsTheStruggler
...FINE I'll give you my upvote. I'm not happy about it though. Cheeky bastard.
AdventureTimeFinn
I don't get the "i fancy you / horse jumps off a bridge" one
FraudulentPepsi
Thats my favorite one
WeebPatrol
Texting and driving joke a la past timey context
gibbusChrist
its a texting while driving joke
tjluv
Moomy ;__;
shanepalmero29
Mooove bitch, Get out the whey
MechaWizardSpada
Gets me every time...
dweadpiewitwobbits
Go to DickMonalds and console yourself.
tjluv
Ok, but it will make me sadder than usual
thesquare1
Xenon looks inert.
EminentLine
I'd be happy with that $5 dog. He's got character and he's smiling. He looks nice to me.
MechieEngie
I feel the same way everytime i see it
tjluv
Someone made an edit where the little girl is smiling. It is much better
AnythingMuchShorter
I'd name him Grubbington, Grubby for short.
RennBear
I like him too.
PowwerOrb13
His face says "Loyal Protector" to me
OrkfaellerX
HonestIsMyNameMemesAreMyGame
You're doing the Lord's work
eriko1991
I got my pug mix for free because the owner said she was ugly
IrrelevantlyReIevant
Free puppies!!!
Scheidenspalter
i dont get 3#
thisisprocrastination
#3
AxCharm
that was the only one to make me genuinely laugh :)
Ivegotadiddlybunchofcoconuts
Nothing to get. These comics suck
NeedsHeals
Whose mans this
MechaWizardSpada
Ya Ain't from thee lands ain't ya?
MJGreen
Thats Woody from Toy Story. "Somebody poisoned the water hole" is one his lines. Except now its literal.
DukeDarkwood
This saves me from asking the obvious question that it is, in fact, Woody, and not a generic cowboy that looked uncannily like him.
DarthFutuza
For longest time I never realized his line wasn't literal...
LiterallyAWizard
The original may be a reference to "Poisoning the well"? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisoning_the_well
EverydayIdleness
I appreciate the chemistry joke at the end.
o11c
Xenon actually does form compounds though ... (albeit only with Fluorine initially, but that can then be replaced by others)
Goku
FutureFriedman
#50
Vercci
For those who are looking "Cat tax. Xenon lives up to his name and doesn't react."
qyrriqat
It was a noble effort.
SmittyTheTruckDriver
A friend of mine doesn't quite get it. Would you be so kind as to elaborate?
MegaZeus101
Xenon is a noble gas like helium; they're special because they don't react with other chemicals very easily.
LiterallyAWizard
Xenon is a noble gas. Noble gases are chemically inert, meaning they (usually) cannot react to other elements.
dryasfuck
See the other 8 replies (except the one about a warrior princess in the 90s).
Kelryn42
Xenon is a "Noble gas", all electron valences are full so they are non-reactive to other elements.
zeuber
Xenon is a noble gas, which means it doesn't react with other elements. Neither does the cat.
SomeRandomArsehole
Xenon is a noble gas (group 18 on the periodic table). It does not react with virtually anything else. The cat also doesn’t react.
SmittyTheTruckDriver
Thanks. My friend gets it now and DOESN'T feel like a complete 'tard because of it. ( ﾟヮﾟ)
tagmomg
I mean let's be fair, when was the last time you, like, needed to know what Xenon was? Or heard the name at all?