smartguy1196

17672 pts ยท May 21, 2016


Tony hawk is a real life perry the platypus

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just kept ringing out customers as they sat there and watched in horror as I was being robbed.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7-11 requires that employees stay uninvolved and just call the police. So. I hit the button, and...2/3

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I also worked at a 7-11 at one time. I was on register. Guy jumped the counter while I was ringing someone out. Looted the whole counter 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How about borderline questionable?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Security here. Nothing. Nothing stops shoplifters. I would not be surprised if someone got shot, and just kept walking out with a $800 TV

6 years ago | Likes 148 Dislikes 2

I mean, it's the US. If there's a public school in a city with enough resources to sue a family, there's most likely a church or food bank.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm in this picture and don't like it

6 years ago | Likes 2014 Dislikes 8

Next image in my feed:

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

"2 words, my friend. No refunds"

6 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

I'm not crying. You're crying

6 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 3

Thumb for scale

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

...ONLY connotatively more inclusive. The usage of mankind is synonymous to humankind, and the 2 mean the same thing in this case

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*The school kids on my bus

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I attack your life points directly

6 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Cocaine? What cocaine?

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

My inner demons: you underestimate how much I will say yes to that

6 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

I'm in the Navy and haven't even been shot. Even had guns pulled on me when I was arrested by base police in an awkward mishap. Still no.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Weight to brake power. Other words don't pull in front of a loaded truck and stop

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Same for a regular car. It's better to hope you just get fender/bumper damage than risk flipping or losing traction and hitting a tree

6 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 0

*child I just hit

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

*captainamerica.jpg*

6 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

Why?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ok. Impressive

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

And took the grammar from a 3rd grader

6 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 3

But why did he explode

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

Hello I'd like to speak to the CEO of humanity

6 years ago | Likes 225 Dislikes 2

I actually laughed. I wasn't expecting that

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I actually laughed at how stupid this is. Not at all what I was expecting

6 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0