Jamesisverycoolxbox
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Oct 1, 2019 6:57 PM
Jamesisverycoolxbox
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2489
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Ok I know help I ded
TheBlueMuppet
I design this type of packaging, but my company is too cheap to do the RF or heatstaking to close those, so we use button snaps.
NutRounder59
I use to hate them but I’ve been getting good at keeping a pocket knife with a keen edge and plastic clam shell 0 - knife 1
ciscoxing626
I use an angle grinder with a saw blade
BengineerMack
https://imgur.com/wRC8KOo htt">RC8KOo">https://imgur.com/wRC8KOo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0tNxy35IE8
OverlyUnprotective
Those little guys seal products from the salty, corrosive environment in container ships during long hauls.
TheEpisodeOfFreshPrinceWhereWillGoesHowComeHeDontWantMeMan
Get Larry David to help you
herpaderp8888
you don't own a package shark pro? Pffff rookie
turomar
i like the bandsaw in my workshop. Goes through this like a lightsaber through younglings.
thatonetimefrombandcamp
Audioclark
crashbasher
*When you nut on bae and don't get a towel for her*
mimiziadeh
Jamesisverycoolxbox
THIS IS MY MOST VIEWED! Thanks to you kind people for me to hit this goal everyone of you people made my day thank you
hdbenigamer5
U copying madafaka
Jamesisverycoolxbox
That's why it has the tag copycat
robeyclark
No context needed.
HighImpactSexualViolence
@OP You're looking for Tomas Jake Lunsford. Couldn't find a confirmed picture but here's the patent if you're interested.
HighImpactSexualViolence
https://patents.justia.com/inventor/thomas-jake-lunsford
StartedAtTheBottomNeverLeft
Get some dynamite dude
BullshitInhibitor
padron113
I always start from the bottom. Squeeze the bottom sides, depending on the packaging it pops open most of the times.
u77171
I just watched the Curb your Enthusiasm episode where Larry couldn’t get one of those open.
SlightlyDodgy
I usually run the edges along a brick wall and it wears down quite quick opening with a single rip (normally).
CrossBetween
nsxbill
Fuck you twice
license2kilt
The last guy to post this is still in your favorites. Oops.
Slayer1am
A quality knife with a good edge will work wonders on those. Benchmade, Kershaw, Ka-Bar, etc. Peel that thing right open.
BigBenThisHeresRubberDuck
Oh yeah, utility knives always come in those. Ironically.
mypasswordwascorrectasshole
Such a waste of plastic too
FloppyLettuce
As if its valued material
Bloups
brownribbon
That’s so not the point.
SemperFiZero
Do people not own scissors?
Chopper0130
It sucks when your buying new ones to replace your broken scissors lol
SemperFiZero
Yeah that would suck.
mph5mph
These things sometimes break cheap scissors :(
matchstickmetropolis
Do people not own expensive scissors?
mph5mph
I'm not even sure where you would buy them. I bought my cheap ones at a grocery store.
metaorange
Use a can opener to open clamshell packaging
PostMoThoin
What if it is a can opener?
IsuckAsthis
I tried this exactly once and have the scar to prove it.
CaptainThePirate
Use a laser gun with a three inch crystal focus and two additional power supplies if you want. It’s not yours. It’s the clam’s.
IAMTH3HYPE
Lightsaber will do in a pinch...
reversebacon1
Dude-box cutter or scissors no need to be all complicated lol
Myrddin251
A good pocket knife or fixed blade will do the job too
FoxKeegan
But then you don't get a fun ride to the emergency room!
LeroyShabazAli
TargetedAdBot
IT DOESN'T WORK
youwintheinternet
I KNOW RIGHT?
ColdestOne
I tried once with no success.
ThatShiftyMonkey
But it was LifeHack#435 on some FB post 7 years ago. It has to work!
NeverDunNuffin
But what if we don't currently own a can opener and it's our new can opener in the packaging?
Ulthirm
Find a neighbor who has one!
Xionis
Then pick your least favorite finger and make the trade.
BahamutBBob
Anyone want to play Trivia Murder Party?
Baalzak
YOU MUST PRESENT A SACRIFICE
greach
Looks like you did pretty good, no blood everywhere
ratfaceddog
Yeah, there’s no blood all over the place. It’s a total non-massacre.
ReplyingToTopCommentsIsHowIGetPeopleToReadMyComments
Yeah! Fuck that guy!
EnTaroSheelal
We can't see the other hand so maybe it was like one of those cardboard cuts that doesn't leave blood on the cardboard. *shrug*
icewindzg
Can openers work miracles on these stupid things.
ChrisMorray
I mean... I've always had scissors and stanley knives nearby but... Do people bleed from these?
wraith3
I've cut myself even when I careful cut all around the seal...
wraith3
*carefully
FreakinSatan
If you're just ripping it open with your hands, yeah. That shit'll cut you up better than Captain Crunch on the roof of your mouth.
firehBugHero
Right lol
Pen15clubmascot
WT Fuck is a Stanley knife?
Imhereforthelurking
A box cutter, in British, New Zealand, and Australian English. So called, much like Band-aids, because of the ubiquity of a brand of them.
Imhereforthelurking
As adhesive bandages are colloquially referred as Band-aids because of the brand, box cutters and carpet knives have Stanley's knives.
highstream
Blame shoplifters
Kemyo
It's a deterrent, if someone is really determined they will get it out, but if someone has to try, they think twice before stealing.
Boxingbud
Don't blame me.
lilmookieesquire
No. Blame distributors who want these. No one likes these.
sh3nhu
How does clamshell packaging deter shoplifters?
bardock
Because you can't hide them in your pockets
benjiobooks
Pretty much. Don't blame the solution blame the cause.
IOnlyPostBlowMemes
I don’t know, I mean I kinda blame the Final Solution .
smartguy1196
Security here. Nothing. Nothing stops shoplifters. I would not be surprised if someone got shot, and just kept walking out with a $800 TV
RachTrap
Worked in retail amd I have found locked boxes cit open with bolt cutters we sold in the same store. Stole the expensive electronic and the
RachTrap
tool used to open it from the locked case
tkwood64360
Yup, like most “security enhancements”, they just keep the honest people out
kittyanya
Store bought those sensor strips to put on smaller items. They peeled them off, left them all over my shoe department floor.
Slayer989
They were a couple of people near where i live that lit a fire at walmart pickup so their bud could walk out with a $1000 tv in front
tehassassino
the things i see people do on camera's is to crazy for words, tabaco and alcohol are mostly shoplifed when i work.
MADFOX
Not the Tabasco!! Those monsters!
tacticalattackterriers
They don't keep it behind a supervised counter?
smartguy1196
I also worked at a 7-11 at one time. I was on register. Guy jumped the counter while I was ringing someone out. Looted the whole counter 1/2
smartguy1196
7-11 requires that employees stay uninvolved and just call the police. So. I hit the button, and...2/3
MarySkadi
You can use a lighter to loosen or melt it, so really this is a sad attempt to stop shop lifters.
IMayNotKnowWhatIAmTalkingAbout
It's about deterrence. It may stop someone whose just casually thinking about it. Locks keep hivemind people honest.
IMayNotKnowWhatIAmTalkingAbout
Tat was a kickass autocorrect!
KingKolunikus
What were you trying to actually say?
IMayNotKnowWhatIAmTalkingAbout
The phrase is "locks keep honest people honest". If someone is determined to do something, a lock isn't going to stop them.
EnTaroSheelal
I was wondering! "Never heard it put that way... still works though... is that why I am obsessed with hexagons...?"
ThatShiftyMonkey
hexagons?