1512 pts ยท September 11, 2015
That's some Seventh Sign stuff there.
#9 COD-19?
Now let's see the kiss cam footage...
Perhaps the kid is naturally moist.
You had me at "sand repellant anus".
You're not crying... I'm crying.
I'm so torn between "Fart Booby" and "Dancing on a Loaf" as the name of my next hit single.
Constituition...
Like it was going somewhere and changed its mind. Or still trying to master the Wile E. Coyote slingshot maneuver.
Where the heck is "You gonna eat that pickle?"
In the words of the great Bob Newhart... "That would be me."
You must let him do it.
Duck been playing too much Frogger.
A car is born...
If I had a dollar for every time I've heard "take it out and put it in right"...
"Don't tell Mom" moment #14,827
Could you BE wearing any more coats?
Who had "space hurricanes" for March 2021?
Mystery Machine walk of shame.
"Do you have a latex allergy?" "Possibly. Look at this swelling..."
And THAT's how you get out of future dogsitting...
Red Headed Monkey?
Oh lard!
They're not when you already have a headache. :(
Oh shit. What a day to watch Shark Tank...
Where's Waldo for the new generation.
Same here. 13-year-old daughter here who learns well remotely. Could be an opportunity.
Same here. 13-year-old daughter here who learns well remotely. Could be ab opportunity.
Zero fucks to give.
That's some Seventh Sign stuff there.
#9 COD-19?
Now let's see the kiss cam footage...
Perhaps the kid is naturally moist.
You had me at "sand repellant anus".
You're not crying... I'm crying.
I'm so torn between "Fart Booby" and "Dancing on a Loaf" as the name of my next hit single.
Constituition...
Like it was going somewhere and changed its mind. Or still trying to master the Wile E. Coyote slingshot maneuver.
Where the heck is "You gonna eat that pickle?"
In the words of the great Bob Newhart... "That would be me."
You must let him do it.
Duck been playing too much Frogger.
A car is born...
If I had a dollar for every time I've heard "take it out and put it in right"...
"Don't tell Mom" moment #14,827
Could you BE wearing any more coats?
Who had "space hurricanes" for March 2021?
Mystery Machine walk of shame.
"Do you have a latex allergy?" "Possibly. Look at this swelling..."
And THAT's how you get out of future dogsitting...
Red Headed Monkey?
Oh lard!
They're not when you already have a headache. :(
Oh shit. What a day to watch Shark Tank...
Where's Waldo for the new generation.
Same here. 13-year-old daughter here who learns well remotely. Could be an opportunity.
Same here. 13-year-old daughter here who learns well remotely. Could be ab opportunity.
Zero fucks to give.