The one

Jun 13, 2021 5:24 PM

vodray

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I’m 1% nacho that’s how that works

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Neither of you know you can figure out 1% of numbers other than 100?

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If you buy a calculator you could do this at any weight

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The Nachosen One? I'll see myself out...

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's nacho son.

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shouldn't a 13 year old weigh more or is he just short

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Nah. Lots of boys are scrawny. I was under 99lb at age 13.

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He's 1% nacho son

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I am 300% nacho

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Nacho average child.

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The world is in good hands then, hope for the future and all that is assured ? i like his thinking however ??

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have trained your padawan well, Master.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Great now I want to eat 2 lbs of nachos

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Your thirteen year olds gotta be at least 27 by now, old as this joke is…

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As somebody who's 28, I think that kid would be 37 by now. (...Why must you hurt me so?)

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Is that Molly Shannon?

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Is 99lbs smol for a 13yr old?

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Should have gone for the chosen Juan.

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I'd say he's not 1% nacho at that point. He's at least 1% full of shit.

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Technically you are correct.

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Now, I have to admit that I like his plan. At least he used his math lessons! ??

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Not until the nachos exit his stomach. He better eat fast.

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That's nacho son

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You must let him do it.

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100 pounds = 45.4kg

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naCHOOOoooo

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But if he's 99 lbs. Eating 99 lbs of nacho will make him 198 lbs, and only 50% nachos. He has to eat 990 lbs of Nacho.

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?I am I am… a real religious man?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*pan flute solo*

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Google the Herzog hearing Paul F Tompkins doing his Herzog impression. Great bit.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I heard it in his voice...they need to make food commercials with him

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One of my favourite cameos by him https://youtu.be/pvU8ZqgwXLQ?t=34

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Blocked in my country? Lands of the free my ass

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