slickmagic

201 pts · April 10, 2014


I like hot wings and red wine.

Are people actually upset that characters aren’t killing themselves in cartoons anymore?? Y’all are kinda fucked up.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

(2/2) each year. But her boyfriend wears the same button downs and slacks.

7 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 4

(1/2) Nah this is a real thing in some corporate situations. My friend is expected to wear all new dresses to company’s annual business trip

7 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 8

My aunt’s mother was Polish and used to whisper to her that I wasn’t buttering my food enough.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My step daughter has the same name as my cat.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nut-wich. Hehe

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not a specialist, but this happens to my mom all the time. Very painful. Docs call it “cramp fasciculation syndrome”

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

There really shouldn't be an issue with it. But some companies seem to value cheap labor over good labor.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not Jiffy Lube, for reference.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I once had a new hire tell me "I'm going to work hard because the more money the company makes, the more money I make! She got laid off.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Sentence should be longer. But I'm still glad she got convicted in the first place since some people seem to think this shit is okay?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just don't understand the flat earth thing. What would anyone have to gain in lying about the shape of the earth?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm mostly just sad that they died. RIP

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

My cat once woke me up and meowed at me until I followed her to the living room where someone had left the propane heater on.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I did too many of these exercises. Now my legs are too muscular to fit in my jeans and I look like a man when I wear heels.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's typically sugar alcohols that do that, not aspartame.

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Hey good luck! I have one tomorrow.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nobody's gay for Moleman.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I agree, but can we keep the Joe Biden memes?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like to scroll down just far enough to see the description and then try to guess the movie.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Freddie Mercury was bisexual.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Fav apple. Also Macintosh.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Red Delicious Apples

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Please stop. I'm drunk and I think this gave me the spins. But still +1.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yoo #10 that's me. I got so many angry replied about putting a kindle in a zip lock bag after that post.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're individual experience does not change systematized oppression

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe it's because people actually got medical attention when he needed it? Unlike some people. Hint hint.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Five words that tell you it wasn't actually a date at all…

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0